WOLFMAN HATES THE SILVER BULLET!
10.21.09
(The cold-activated bottle means it’s ready to fire!)
After the jump, you can watch the second trailer for Wolfman, starring Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, and Hugo Weaving; directed by Joe Johnston, who replaced Mark Romanek early in production. Johnston (Hidalgo, Jumanji, The Rocketeer, Jurassic Park III) is known as a guy who’s strong on visual effects and maybe not so strong on story. The trailer seems to take the same approach, and looks pretty badass, even if Benicio Del Toro looks less wolf-like in his Wolfman makeup than he does in regular life.
How come there aren’t more people-turning-into-wolves movies? Personally, I could do with a lot more wolf-person movies and a lot fewer zombie movies. Asked what would make his wolf man different from previous wolf men, Benicio Del Toro answered, “He flip you,” in a strange accent, then took a drag of his cigarette.
[Also available in HD at Apple]
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Johnston (Hidalgo, Jumanji, The Rocketeer, Jurassic Park III) is known as a guy who’s strong on visual effects and maybe not so strong on story.
Are you kidding? ‘The Rocketeer’ had an awesome story. Remember that part where he put on that rocket? Yeah, that was tits. Then that other part with the big nazi airship…uhhh… oh fuck.
Wolfman goes into fancy clubs and takes away their Miller High Life.
The new Twilight does it so much quicker and so much gayer. I don’t know what to think.
Benecio Del Lobo
The only full moon I’m interested in is Emily Blunt’s ass.
I think, Donk, if I may, that what you meant was “the only good thing about Rocketeer were Jennifer Conolly’s tits”
Anthony Hopkins: Mentor to Latinos with dual personalities since 1873!
Have they reused some of the sets from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
@Charlie
Its fitting seeing as Anthony Hopkins is reusing his look and performance from Beowulf.
*klingon-off*
In all honesty, I am somewhat interested to see this movie. The cast is packed with actors with strong theater backgrounds, which I really appreciate. In fact, I think Hugo Weaving is one of the more undervalued talents available in contemporary cinema.
*klingon-…erm…on*
Silver-bullets to hunt werewolves? Heh, Ol’ Fekky must “hunt lots of werewolves” (air-finger-quotes) whilst space vannin’! Did you know most cheerleaders are werewolves???
BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!
Joe Johnston got his publicity still mixed up. The Banner pic is definitely a shot of Robin Williams in Jumanji.
I’d wear that wolf out!
How come there aren’t more people-turning-into-wolves movies?
I understand Bobcat Goldthwait will be directing Michael J. Fox in the Teen Wolf sequel, Shakes the Wolf.
A half man half wolf that looks like a half man half wolf, pssshhh. After seeing the awesomeness of 2wilight *cough*ripping off Princess Mononoke*cough* and the Wolves of Isengard*cough**cough* all I have to say is Werewolf? More like WHEREwolf, ammirite?
I think, Eibz, if I may, that what you meant was “the only good thing about
RocketeerEVERY JENNIFER CONNOLLY MOVIE EVAR!!!! were Jennifer Conolly’s tits”Is it me or did they skip right over the part where he gets fired from his AM radio station for playing Negro music?
Except of course for Requiem. Ass to ass was the best thing about that.
@Erswi: I sat through The Hot Spot again recently and I totally have your back on this one.
Did somebody say Jennifer Connolly’s tits?
*Google video searches “Jennifer Connolly+The Hot Spot+Waking the Dead+Inventing the Abbotts.”
RESULTS= Did You mean Jennifer Connelly*
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
I think, Erswi, if I may, that what you meant was “the only good thing about EVERY JENNIFER CONNOLLY MOVIE EVAR!!!! were Jennifer Conolly’s tits” except in requiem for a dream. Man that is a downer.
You are so right Swi. Especially Career Opportunities.
In all fairness, who cares if we spelled her name wrong, did you see her boobs?
How come there aren’t ever any women turning into wolves ? Besides Madonna and maybe her kid, I mean.
soooo late on that comment, fuck
@shop, some of my friends did that if you want to watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM6XFGPrf90
I think, Argentino, if I may, that what you meant was “the only good thing about
EVERY JENNIFER CONNOLLY MOVIE EVAR!!!! were Jennifer Conolly’s tits” except in requiem for a dream. Man that is a downerI should F5 more often. And so should Erswi.” ** see Bill Hicks debacle in WTWTA Marketing thread for reference
Generic post-rock and Anthony Hopkins chuckling are the subtle man’s ‘Let the Bodies Hit tha Flo” and ‘Bru-wa-hahahahaha!’.
If I got the spelling on those wrong, f’ck you.
Shop, you forgot 70s porn. It’s okay, we’re all trying to forget it as well.
Eibmoz, i’m not making fun of people for misspelling, I’m making fun of my impatience and desperation at not getting instant boobs.
It’s ok, I wasnt offended I just wanted to say boobs.
Remember when people would call them “knockers” with a straight face? I don’t.
docsudbbs has just gained a subscriber, thank you very much Tino.
And speak for yourself, Jirish.
I bet Tom Cruise likes to wolf men.
Gollum at 25 seconds.