10.08.09 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
It seems someone out there had the idea to record the trip down Willy Wonka’s tunnel from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in reverse, and surprisingly, IT’S THE MOST TERRIFYING GD THING EVER. Reversing the polarity transforms Gene Wilder from delightful eccentric to OH GOD WHY IS HE SCREAMING AT ME IN GERMAN? It’s like watching Hitler give a speech about Satanism, or the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the Nazis try to use the ark. Only this time, their evil plan has worked!
[via GorillaMask, ToplessRobot. Also, this is only tangentially related, but it gave me teh lolz:]


There are 14 comments about:
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
I call shenanigans. That’s just the Mexico ride at Epcot Center.
This movie shot an elevator load. And you said your finger was a gun, asshole.
Meh, still not scarier than Johnny Depp’s portrayal.
‘The Trip Down Willy Wonka’s Tunnel from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory’ is actually a full-length movie in Germany.
If you don’t know what it’s about, then you don’t know German fetish porn, my friend.
Holy crap it’s like watching Twin Peaks assfuck a clown at your grandmother’s birthday party.
When my grandmother is feeling down, I play Schindler’s List backwards for her. Now she has hope again!
I’d like to think that if you went on that boat in real life on ’shrooms that it would just look like a regular tunnel
Great, now I have barf in my pants and poop on my computer screen.
After I clean that all up I’m going to watch the clip.
Is that kitty playing with a grenade? I’m sure we’ll be okay though. Pussy.
Scariest ferry ride since brokeback mountain
That sounds exactly like the audio from that real exorcism. I’m more than a little childhood raped right now.
The scariest thing about that clip was Gene Wilder’s hair.
This clip reeks of Lynch.
I didn’t have to be on any drugs to trip on this clip.
Comment on this post:
You must be logged in to post a comment. Not yet a member, register for free.