Comments on: VAMPIRE ABSTINENCE JUST GOT SEXIER http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/vampire-fleshlight FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:03:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/vampire-fleshlight#comment-226477 Immortal 9 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:25:27 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20369#comment-226477 If only Billy Mays was alive to pitch this product. If only Billy Mays was alive to pitch this product.

]]> By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/vampire-fleshlight#comment-226476 Immortal 9 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:22:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20369#comment-226476 Autofellatio is offically obsolete. Autofellatio is offically obsolete.

]]> By: Moose http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/vampire-fleshlight#comment-226467 Moose Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:02:07 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20369#comment-226467 The Ryan Gosling themed fleshlight has a mouth, but all it wants to do is talk so it can get to know you better. The Ryan Gosling themed fleshlight has a mouth, but all it wants to do is talk so it can get to know you better.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/vampire-fleshlight#comment-226462 ChinoMoreno Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:35:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20369#comment-226462 Vampire fifis require no lube as they specialize in dry humping. Vampire fifis require no lube as they specialize in dry humping.

]]> By: Jirish http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/vampire-fleshlight#comment-226459 Jirish Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:33:26 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20369#comment-226459 The fact that everything on that is the same color really creeps me out. The fact that everything on that is the same color really creeps me out.

]]> By: Oski http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/vampire-fleshlight#comment-226456 Oski Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:31:15 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20369#comment-226456 The thing about Vampires is that they <i>always</i> swallow. The thing about Vampires is that they always swallow.

]]> By: Jirish http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/vampire-fleshlight#comment-226452 Jirish Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:28:47 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20369#comment-226452 They were gonna make replicas for the Sex and the City 2 movie but they couldn't convince anyone to make a mold of the mouths of the she-beasts. They were gonna make replicas for the Sex and the City 2 movie but they couldn’t convince anyone to make a mold of the mouths of the she-beasts.

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/vampire-fleshlight#comment-226450 Fek'lhr Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:25:54 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20369#comment-226450 Guinan's last name is "Lotrimin". Guinan’s last name is “Lotrimin”.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/vampire-fleshlight#comment-226448 Donkey Hodey Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:25:04 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20369#comment-226448 *slides up next to Fek at the bar, orders him a piss boot* Chuch, my friend. HEY, GUINAN YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT, HURRY UP WITH THAT PISS BOOT OR I'M TELLING THE BORG WHERE YOU'RE HIDING! *slides up next to Fek at the bar, orders him a piss boot*

Chuch, my friend.

HEY, GUINAN YOU DUMB FUCKING SLUT, HURRY UP WITH THAT PISS BOOT OR I’M TELLING THE BORG WHERE YOU’RE HIDING!

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