10.20.09 BELLA SWAN VS. THE SCARY ETHNIC WOLVES

So, the cool kids are vampires in the first movie, the…ethnic kids are werewolves in the second movie, so it only stands to reason that in the third movie the MMORPG kids will be zombies, and in the fourth the vanners will be pederasts!

INVIZIBUL GIANT TENNIS BAWL!

At first I thought the make-up girl was busy prepping a gay porn shoot and then wow, things got weird and boring.

And here I was thinking they were big pussies.

Twilight is like Mamma Mia for closet fags and fat hairy women.

Vince: go rent Havoc instead, it’s essentially the same story plus Anne Hathaway’s tits.

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!

Tits?

The ethnic werewolves con’t live in town, they live in Tenedor, Or.

anne hathaways tits you say?

Aroooo, werewolves of Oregon.

I know ethnic people that actually wear wolves.

*whispers*

Injuns

Peet: Rent? Don’t you mean google video search……close the shades…….take out special sock…….masturbate alone quietly?

Sock? I always masturbate into a condom, so if I get with some chick and she wants me to wear one, I put one of those on inside out. Because fuck her.

If that Taylor guy’s brow ridge were any lower it’d be touching his chin.

The Ugly Duckling just compared itself with the Bella Swan and suddenly feels really good about itself.

Spike Lee talking to New Moon director Chris Weitz:

SL: Listen man, this story needs to be told by a black director. A white director wouldn’t have the life experiences necessary to relate to the plight of the ethnic werewolves.

CW: What the fuck are you talking about

In the next book Meyer will introduce the Queen of the Werewolves, Feo Pollo.

Apparently, cock is ethnic food.

Anybody know where I can find a good ethnic restaurant?

If you’ve ever seen a restaurant kitchen, you know they are all ethnic restaurants.

New Moon deleted scene: estranged from Bella, who is busy resisting the ethnic werewolves in the woods, Robert Pattinson’s whatever-the-fuck-he’s-named character fends off Mexican streetwalkers in South Central LA

Ethnic werewolves travel in packs, hunting for Bloods.

Consider;
In Mexico, McDonald’s is ethnic food.

In that, you wonder why you’re eating it cuz you’re gonna get an epic case of the ass later.

I can get cock in a Mexican McDonalds ? I hope the bathrooms are clean.

When Twilight werewolves lick their own balls, it’s not only indecent exposure, it’s ethnic cleansing.

The juicy McCock cums with it’s own dipping sauce.

Size-wise, the Mexican McCock falls somewhere in between the Chinese McCock and the Caucasian McCock.

Morgan Spurlock is such a fag.

Yes, I’d like to super-size that McCock.

Super-sized McCocks are always burnt.

For safety’s sake, why don’t you bag that McCock.

How many ethnic werewolves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan! *holds up a single finger*

I would just like a Mc, please. That’s right, hold the Cock.

They should Mcget to work on that Two Hungry Holes to Feed marketing program, I’ll tell you wut.

In my experience, I’ve found the McCock to be more enjoyable with some Coke.

You’ll find the McCock in between two buns.

I’m cool with sharing McCock with a Sweet Tea.

Lorena Bobbitt wants her McCock to go.

Ironically, what we consider “ethnic werewolves” in America are really just “bagged lunch” in China

McCock get needs to get pickled to hold the mayo.

I hope they bring the McRibbed one back.

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This is shaping up to be the gayest race war ever.

Morgan Spurlock is such a fag.

Fuck you, DeFrank! I am not!

GIVE THAT GOD DAMN DOG A MCCOCK!

A “McCockblock” is when an Irishman is denied service at McDonald’s

Me, too, Shop. It gave me such pleasure.

An Irishman gets a Shamrock Shake behind the dumpster.

I like my McCock to Mess-a-me with seed.