TWILIGHT HAS DOOMED US ALL, PART 3
10.01.09
Scene It? is a DVD trivia game which tests your knowledge of movies and pop culture. They’ve just released a special edition, Twilight version of the game, which promises to test your knowledge… of ONE MOVIE.
Scene It? Twilight Deluxe Edition features hundreds of heart-stopping clips, trivia questions, and on-screen puzzlers from the Twilight movie phenomenon! Experience customized mini-games and bonus activities that are unique to Scene It? Twilight. They will challenge your observation, memory, and puzzle-solving skills. This game will quench players’ thirsts for more Bella, Edward, Jacob, and the gang, while reliving favorite Twilight moments again and again! [via]
Some of the rejected questions include:
- Will I die alone?
- Can the real world still hurt me if I never leave this bath robe?
- Which minorities are the scariest?
- When will I stop crying?
- Can chocolate cure loneliness?
- What company makes the blackest eyeliner?
- Name three household goods you can use to sterilize scissors before cutting yourself.
- What’s the least icky way to maintain your “front virginity”?
(via Kotaku, thanks to BraveSrRobin for the tip)
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I’m pretty sure that lonely women across the U.S. have masturbated to every single frame of that movie on pause collectively. So I’m sure there’s more than enough good material to quiz over.
“How many trees are there in the scene at 53 minutes 47 seconds into the movie?”
I remember a time when coming home with glitter on me got me slapped. Now, it gets me a hand job.
Another rejected question:
“How many times does Kristen Stewart awkwardly stutter in the movie?”
Wish they’d kept it; we’d be blessedly free of Twitards for a few days at least.
*Pulls Buzz Card*
Get seen in an Old Navy by some friends in a Hot Topic across the mall, learn nonconformity the right way, go back to start
They were going to try to do a Twilight Clue, but the answer was always Edward in the anus with the candlestick.
This should coincide well with my new game, “Roman Polanski’s Free Candyland”.
Kristen Stewart thinks ‘scene it” is the proper spelling of the phrase.
This game is going to be played by a lot of hungry hungry hippos.
Where TF is everyone today?
Why is He sure one of the answers will be, “Because the abstinence personifies Edward’s inner turmoil as he struggles to cope with his feelings for Bella yet acknowledges his biological heritage, and…um, excuse me sir…what are you doing in the recording studio with a Punisher T-Shirt and red Chucks…OH MY GOD! HELP! HE’S KILLED THEM ALL!!! NO! NO!!! NOT THAT! NOT THE BEES! MY EYES!!!”
stephenie meyer is the ahmadineyad of books.
This is the true definition of a bored game.
Awesome. My Christmas shopping is done. For everyone*
*has some friends and family to get rid of
cant wait for fox to do the movie version of this game.
Nice try Al. We know you don’t have any friends, and most of your family is probably buried under the floorboards.
You can just admit you’re buying it for yourself, we won’t judge, much.
The fact that this even got made is a Puzzler indeed.
They were going to make a Twilight version of Life, but Twilight fans suck at it.
The questions aren’t heart-stopping, but the diabetes is.
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HAHA google “I am”. Second suggestion.
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Although it should be pretty easy to do a quiz on just one movie. So maybe this will give the no-friend, looser virgins playing it a self esteem boost!
I doubt very much that virgins are loose, Bryce.
I may just buy one if only for its ability to lure both teenage girls and lonely undersexed older women.
KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Curse you spelling, you cruel bitch.
And I bet they are plenty loose, most of them wear out their Edward doll every other week…
I’m pretty sure that crying myself to sleep every night isn’t as sad as playing this game.
Is there a special version of this game for people with 12 cats and no friends?
[Pulls home made Scene It? Fight Club special addition out of closet, gives it a kiss, slides it back]
Jack! you thought people WOULDN’T be using their cats as players instead of human friends?
*brushes cat hair off bathrobe*
Does this come in Beta Max?
Does anyone know a good dry cleaner that can get blood out of His shoes?
Just kidding! That’s why He always wears RED chucks. Boo ya!
This message was sponsored by the guy who wants people to get His jokes
Jacktion, that’s the only version they make.
Fek, you just wanted to use the word “Chucks” you dirty hipster.
I use my cat as a wintertime cock warmer.
What?! He likes to lay in my lap.
This game comes with free razor blades and a ribbed body pillow.
This is why the church can go fuck itself:
http://news.sympatico.ctv.ca/abc/home/contentposting.aspx?isfa=1&feedname=CTV-TOPSTORIES_V3&showbyline=True&date=true&newsitemid=CTVNews%2f20090930%2fbishop_arrest_090930
Vance has a Canadian relative in there.
It’s also awesome that it’s about a “Lahey” in Halifax.
(that may have come out wrong. The church fucking itself has nothing to do with Vance, that was purely coincidental)
They were going to make a Twilight themed chess set, but Cam Gigandet refused to be the queen.
To keep it as realistic as possible, the box has no lid. Instead, you have to access all the game components through a trap door in the back of the packaging. It’s a bit tighter and takes some getting used to, but you’ll eventually come to love it.
CHUCKS IS NOT A FUCKING HIPSTER TERM! I’VE BEEN CALLING THEM SUCKS SINCE NINETEEN EIGHTY-FUCKING-FOUR!
THE TWILIGHT PLAYING CARD SET HAS ONLY 39 CARDS. THERE ARE NO SPADES ALLOWED!
Chucks, not sucks. Sucks is Jirish does for a living.
If you open this game before the street date, it gets disowned by it’s family and it moves in with you even though you’re not ready for a serious relationship.
Anger have maked I badly of syntax.
I notice this is the “Deluxe” edition. I’m taking that to mean the regular version doesn’t have the 12″ rubber Edward figure as a character piece?
It’s both business and pleasure tyvm Jacktion.
I hate because I was never cool enough to wear Chucks :(. I did however own a pair of maroon suede velcro pumas that I would shove a hipster down a flight of stairs to have now.
I’d shove a hipster down a flight of stairs just to have an injured hipster.
It’s Al’s fault that I know Belle has cookie dough in her pantry. [jestures wildly]
Hugh Up!
http://www.amazon.com/Cardinal-98013-Twilight-Board-Game/dp/B001TIX2TI
Excerpt from one of the reviews-”The instructions were not only poorly written, but very, very incomplete. Most of the directions on the playing cards were not explained anywhere either”
I see Stephanie Meyer has written a game as well.