10.13.09 TRAILER FOR ‘WOMEN IN BRAS’
After the jump, I’ve got the trailer for Women in Trouble, opening November 13th. It looks like a cheesy, feminine empower flick with characters named “Elektra” and “Moxine” (subtle), written and directed by Sebastian Gutierrez, the guy (yes, a man) who previously wrote the modern-day classics The Eye and Snakes on a Plane. But every character in the trailer shows up wearing a sexy bra with no shirt, so there’s that.
A pregnant porn star, a couple of call girls, a scorned psychiatrist, a teenage goth, a flight attendant with a crush on a famous passenger… the troubles of this cluster of LA women couldn’t be more different [not true, they all sound like sluts. -Ed.], but on one crazy day feminine compassion will alter all of their lives. Devilish humor, razor-sharp scripting, and a knockout ensemble of talented actresses (including Carla Gugino, Connie Britton, and Marley Shelton) turn trouble into pure pleasure.
It’s also got Emmanuelle Chriqui playing a stripper:
But naturally, this movie about porn stars, call girls, and strippers has no nudity. In real life, strippers take their clothes off. In movies, they just wear stupid wigs for some reason. It’s as if not only have they never been to a strip club, their closest point of reference is Cabaret. I mean c’mon, Hollywood, where are the c-section scars?
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TRAILER FOR ‘WOMEN IN BRAS’
By law, this movie must suck no less than six feet from its customers.
A movie titled Women In Trouble should be about dinner not being ready when I get home.
Women In Trouble happens when a Mormon husband drinks.
“Feminine compassion”? Like, for other females? Please.
Women In Trouble is about the Drunkettes speaking without being spoken to.
Sebastian Gutierrez has his feminine side tapped nightly.
Feminine compassion = ass to ass.
Women In Trouble is about the time I went to jail on a domestic abuse charge after I drug my barefoot, pregnant ass outta the kitchen and hit Burnsy over the head with a frying pan.
What is the name of the woman hiding behind the door?
what do I look like, IMDB?
Look for the porn equivalent “Barely Legal Women In Trouble” directed by Roman Polanski.
Women in Bras hopes for Erections in Underpants, but gets Guys in Other Movies.
You do look like IMDB! A little around the eyes…
In my experience, I’ve found that men have great difficulty dealing with Women In Bras.
You just need to know how to snap your fingers, fellas.
“a knockout ensemble of talented actresses turn trouble into pure pleasure.”
Remember when Hollywood movies were the inspiration for porno remakes, not the other way around?
I saw a woman in a bra once.
Grandma kept in pretty good shape.
Movies like this keep chainsaw sales up in Iowa.
If this was a Pedro Almodovar movie, we’d get to see some bush. Still, nice eye candy.
Feminine compassion is when I agree with Al that Nickelback is cool.
That link to “no nudity” doesn’t go anywhere.
Women in Trouble is about porn stars, call girls, and strippers. That means they’re pregnant or out of coke.
Sorry, Droid, it should be fixed now. It just went to the Mr. Skin review that corroborates the fact that there’s no nudity in the movie.
I think I grew a vagina watching that. No, seriously, I need to tell the other guys in the lab, we’ve been trying for months.
Be careful with that thing, Peet. It’s very powerful. Also, you’re invited to the PFC tickle fight this Friday night. Bring some wine coolers.
Carla Gugino as a stripper in a movie where she doesn’t get ass-raped makes me lose any faith I had left in
Hollywoodhumanity.After the last sentence on the trailer, I´m intrigued to know if someone here has fake boobs.
Why would someone click on the link that says “no nudity”?
I wanted proof. Now I can forget about this movie.
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