10.12.09 TOY STORY HAS A THREE
Tada, it’s the trailer for Toy Story 3. Probably none of the creative team actually wanted to make a Toy Story 3, but then your mom probably doesn’t like blowing dudes on the corner either. …Okay, bad example. Point is, money. Anyway, forced to come up with a plot, it seems Disney-Pixar stole a page from the Transformers 2 playbook, in that the story begins with the kid about to go off to college. What are his old toys to do now that he no longer needs them? But rather than crying or humping Megan Fox’s leg or perpetuating ugly racial stereotypes, the toys get sent off to a daycare center, where they get yanked and sucked and licked and fondled roughly against their will — pretty much like an evening at Roman Polanski’s house. HEYO! Haha, good one, Jay. So then, the toys decide to escape the daycare center, and yadda yadda yadda, Tim Allen becomes Mexican. Trust me, it doesn’t seem nearly as racist as it did in person.
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TOY STORY HAS A THREE
To the border…AND BEYOND!
Toy Story – Jim Varney as Slinky Dog = NO THANK YOU!
So, Buzz is now both a spaceman and an alien?
All Buzz had to do was tell Home Improvement jokes to those kids, they’d have gotten bored with him after 35 seconds.
Technically, you can’t go beyond infinity.
I like the part where the male, ginger daycare worker sneaks a peak inside Jessie’s pants.
or a peek
You failed to mention it was actually a night at Roman Polanski’s house. He sounds like Ed Asner with a shitty French accent. Steve Martin would be better.
Hey, I heard that male ginger daycare worker’s parents are dead! HA!
Why did the male ginger daycare worker live at the daycare?
Because his parents were dead!
It’s funny because his parents are dead!
My parents are dead.
To me, that is.
But their love for him still runs deep. About six feet deep!
There is a joke in here about Woody, a weiner dog, and being holed up in Paris, but I can’t find it.
Why did the dead parents cross the road?
Because they were in a hearse!
What time is it when your parents die?
Time to bury your dead parents!!!
shut up. I know where the door is.
Dead Parents: Knock, knock.
Ginger: Who’s there?
Dead Parents: Not us. We’re DEAD!
I looked in Jessie’s pants, and now there’s a peak in mine.
We went from a light-hearted kids movie to making jokes about my dead parents in less than 10 comments. Impressive.
How many dead parents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Dead parents don’t screw in lightbulbs, they screw in purgatory for ever and ever and ever!
Lol!!!1!
Great, now Jack! has to imagine his dead parents having sex.
I fucking hate all of you.
I’m hate fucking all of you.
I love Jack!
I love Jacking!
DEAD2ME
GIVE THAT DOG’S DEAD PARENTS A FUCKING CUPCAKE!!
Sus padres estan muertos! muertos I say!
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