Comments on: TIM BURTON’S ALICE IN WONDERLAND TRAILER 2

By: Jirish

Jirish — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:05:46 +0000

In prison, the phrase “down the rabbit hole” is less about wonder and amazement and more about crying while biting a rolled up tshirt.

By: $3.50

$3.50 — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:35:39 +0000

*Wondering if the trouble Chino’s kitty has gotten her into was hijinx based*

*Also what I’d look like running along a beach*

By: JessicaD

JessicaD — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:59:59 +0000

A place of wonder, mystery, and danger…My pants.

By: Erswi

Erswi — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:06:46 +0000

F you Vodka, I’ma make that joke anyway.

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that Roman gives you. . .
Make you susceptible to the pederast
urges of a middle aged foreign director.
Go ask Samantha Geimer
as she’s getting raped in the hot tub.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:00:02 +0000

Roman Polanski’s Cheshire Cat is his bottle of quaaludes.

By: Vodka

Vodka — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:57:56 +0000

Roman Polanski is very familiar with getting young girls to eat and drink unfamiliar things.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:57:26 +0000

Roman Polanski isn’t interested in Alice after she first meets the Red Queen.

*wink wink, nudge nudge, wank wank*

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:56:52 +0000

My coming of age story is a lot like Alice’s in that my kitty has gotten me into a lot of trouble, too.

By: Unruly Brute

Unruly Brute — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:55:35 +0000

You’d think they’d make an effort to REDUCE the size of Helena Bonham Carter’s head.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:53:48 +0000

In Roman Polanski’s ‘Alice in Wonderland’ the 10/6 sign that the Mad Hatter wears in his hat is to specify his ideal age range.