10.28.09 TIM BURTON’S ALICE IN WONDERLAND TRAILER 2
(”ALICE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WAY YOUNGER.”)
Off-kilter font, super pale chicks with cleavage, Johnny Depp in makeup… yep, looks like a Tim Burton movie. This is the newest trailer for Alice in Wonderland (Mia Wasikowska as Alice, Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, plus Anne Hathaway, Crispin Glover, Helena Bonham Carter, and that fat weirdo from Little Britain), just released by Spike TV. It’s more or less the same as the last one, but with a little more footage. It looks to be a faithful adaptation of Lewis Carroll’s tale about how doing drugs is awesome, originally composed for a 9-year-old girl. It sold far better than Carrol’s next two books, This Will be Our Little Secret and No One Likes a Tattletale.
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TIM BURTON’S ALICE IN WONDERLAND TRAILER 2
The rapist has a point.
So does Polanski. (BOOSH)
Good thing I am fucking high right now.
Considering Alice in Wonderland is actually a coming-of-age tale, the use of Polanski in the banner is nothing short of fucking awesome.
Crispin Glover thinks Johnny Depp should ease up on the whole “I’m a weirdo” schtick.
Polanski: “more like funderland”
I watched Havoc again recently on cable and I came to a startling realization about this movie . . .
If Anne Hathaway’s tits aren’t in it, GTFO!!
Same goes for all her other movies too.
When does Bonham Carter tell Alice to slide?
Erswi, she was topless in Brokeback Mountain too.
Sadly, that didn’t make the movie any less gay.
I like better Alice in Wonderbra
My coming of age tale also involves falling into a hole. But, I was just experimenting.
Roman Polanski, Pedobear 2.0.
In Roman Polanski’s ‘Alice in Wonderland’ the 10/6 sign that the Mad Hatter wears in his hat is to specify his ideal age range.
You’d think they’d make an effort to REDUCE the size of Helena Bonham Carter’s head.
My coming of age story is a lot like Alice’s in that my kitty has gotten me into a lot of trouble, too.
Roman Polanski isn’t interested in Alice after she first meets the Red Queen.
*wink wink, nudge nudge, wank wank*
Roman Polanski is very familiar with getting young girls to eat and drink unfamiliar things.
Roman Polanski’s Cheshire Cat is his bottle of quaaludes.
F you Vodka, I’ma make that joke anyway.
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that Roman gives you. . .
Make you susceptible to the pederast
urges of a middle aged foreign director.
Go ask Samantha Geimer
as she’s getting raped in the hot tub.
A place of wonder, mystery, and danger…My pants.
*Wondering if the trouble Chino’s kitty has gotten her into was hijinx based*
*Also what I’d look like running along a beach*
In prison, the phrase “down the rabbit hole” is less about wonder and amazement and more about crying while biting a rolled up tshirt.
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