10.14.09 THIS PARROT MOVIE SOUNDS AWESOME
This news comes from Variety. The best part is, this is the article in its entirety:
Rachel Nichols (“Star Trek”) has joined the cast of “The Loop.” Nichols plays Fiona, a librarian who joins a highway patrolman to uncover the mysteries behind the cryptic sayings spoken by an ancient parrot. Nichols was most recently seen in “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.”
Okay I lied, the best part was actually definitely the thing about the parrot. So it’s basically like National Treasure, except this time, instead of a map on the back of the Declaration of Independence, a parrot. National Treasure: Bird of Secrets. No word on who’ll play the highway patrolman, but is it just me, or is this role absolutely screaming for Nic Cage? “What is it, bird? WHAT IS IT, BIRD!? WHATISITBIRD WHATISITBIRD WHATISITBIRD?!?” See also: “THE BEAK! NO, NOT THE BEAK!! AAUGGH IT’S IN MY EYES!!”
In barely related but awesome news, there’s a death metal band called Hatebeak with a parrot for a lead singer:
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THIS PARROT MOVIE SOUNDS AWESOME
It’s really hard to study for a midterm when you post banner pics like that. Thanks.
Polly wanna crack the case?
Holy fuck, what a stupid idea.
For the soundtrack, El DeBarge will record “Who’s Polly?”
Fuck you, Donk.
The of Barge is a stupid name. The Love Barge is a great name for a sitcom starring CGI John Ritter.
Parrot(Looking at Banner Pic): Rrrarh! Polly Wanna Motorboat.
I’m hopeful that the parrot in this movie turns out to be Ruby the Cursing Parrot (aka X-Rated Ruby).
This idea is becoming repetitive.
They discover that “I’m a pretty bird” means the bird is an arrogant prick.
The ancient parrot will be voiced by Rich Little.
The “ancient sayings” are really just the bird screaming racial epithets like your crazy grandmother.
Michael Palin will star as the patrolman with a severe case of denial.
Wait, wait, wait…an Orion slave girl, a talking parrot, and the state patrol? This is just like His dream from the other night…but without teh sexy*!
*with the state patrol guy :(
“What a fucking stupid idea.” said Iago from Aladdin.
“Are you kidding me. They’ll make anything in Hollywood nowadays.” said Jay Mohr the voice of Paulie the Parrot in the forenamed movie Paulie.
“I-I’m looking for Brad! Where’s Brad?? Have you seen him!?! TELL ME!!!” said Jennifer Aniston the star of Along Came Polly.
Rachel doesn’t understand why the bird wants her to suck a golf ball through a garden hose…but, oh well!
Rachel Nichols feels that co-starring with a parrot is big step up from co-starring with Marlon Wayans.
The sayings aren’t cryptic, the characters are just stupid. There’s a whole scene wasted in the Smithsonian because the parrot told them to look in a mausoleum.
A Parrot? I’d rather try and get Rachel Nichols involved in a film with a CockorTwo.
Rachel Nichols was also quick to point out that both the parrot and Marlon Wayans will just about anything for a tasty cracker.
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Rachel Nichols was also quick to point out that both the parrot and Marlon Wayans will do just about anything for a tasty cracker.
Hatebeak are peckers.
TITS BOOBS CLEAVAGE HOOTERS BONER!!!
Actually, “Hatebeak” might be a good name for the video of Seth Green He is going to make to teach Green a lesson in humility. And sodomy.
Hatebeak seems to be more successful than my attempt at Cirque du Solfainting Goat.
Hatebeak’s music is for the birds.
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