This is the trailer for The Crazies, Breck Eisner’s remake of the 1973 George Romero flick. Breck Eisner is the son of former Disney CEO Michael Eisner, and last directed the megaflop Sahara. This one has Timothy Olyphant, and also zombies. And that Mad Mad World cover song from Donnie Darko. All in all it looks pretty good if you’re into movies you’ve already seen 12-15 times. The Crazies, more like The Lazies, amirite? (*wank wank mouthfart*)
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*Stares disapprovingly as Hollywood manually masturbates decomposing horse carcass*
This movie is probably supposed to be disturbing but I’ve been looking for an excuse to shoot my neighbors for years, so this seems awesome!
Also, we need to ad this to the No Signal video.
Honestly though, did one of the wheels of the movie script generator get stuck on “Zombies”?
Remember when every movie had Tommy Lee Jones? I liked that trend better.
I actually think I’ll enjoy this movie. But I have a man-crush on Timothy Olyphant, so what do I know.
I like Olyphant also and it’s awesome because apparently (I get a lot of my hollywood information from Kevin Smith) he’s kind of a dick or at least a little strange in real life. Olyphantastic ftw!
I think Timothy Elyphant would be a good porn star name.
Or a good fat guy name.
The Crazies: “We’re not crazy.”
DNA, sometimes He doubts your commitment to Dismissive Wank Motion!
When my girlfriend lived in LA, she said he used to do the sports report for one of the radio stations. An actor that knows a good amount about sports has a good head start in my book.
GREAT. Another Martin Lawrence dressed in drag movie.
I think there’s a hipster band called Wank, Wank, Mouthfart.
<—– Liked Sahara. :(
In Mexico, they’re going to think this is a spinoff of ‘Short Circuit’ where Johnny 5 joins a real gang.
Ugh, I’m with Burnsy in the corner of ridicule.
Wank, Wank, and Mouthfart?! Why, that is the same Ferengi law firm that handles all of His drunk and disorderlies! (They stay busy.)
[puts arm around Burnsy]
Me too. But I was drunk (like, duh) and though I didn’t love it, I came away with the same semi-satisfied feeling you get when settling for a hand job when a BJ was clearly called for. (Dinner at Applebee’s, bitch better gobble the dog!)
I think a more awesome and appropriate walking corpse movie would be “The Swayzes”. Pat could play himself a la JCVD.
Tony Jaa’s signature skate move is the olliephant.
You know which movies they need to make more of? More zombies movies and i thnk you guys could not agree more.
WRONG hobeco!! Vampires! Give me more Vampires! And toy movies! And shitty comic movies! FEED ME SHIT HOLLYTARDS I’M A HUNGARY WATERHEADED SHIT WIT!! YEEEEEHAAAAWWW!!!!
Cuz I’m from Hungary, you see…
I want to make an alien invasion flick where once the aliens show up, nothing happens. It turns out that they are all stoners who just want to couch up for awhile until their buzz wears off.
Zombies to aliens aliens to zombies. Why cant they bring the one legged stripper back equipped with machingun technology?
You know what kind of movies they need more of?
Care Bears.
They should just make Fek’s dreams into movies.
*misses USA Network & ‘Up All Night’*
Donk, do ya reckon Up All Night has anything to do with the way we are this day?
Not a doubt in my mind, Fek
*puts on Troma Vision sunglasses, revs chainsaw*
I wonder how many hours I spent watching up all night hoping to see titties. Thank god for the internet.
Fuck the internet, thank God for titties.
I couldn’t stand it when Gilbert Godfried hosted Up All Night. But I sure loved it when that dumb bimbo with huge cans hosted it.
Thanks! I had fun hosting it.
No weekend preview?! How am I sposed to know all the movies I’m not going to see this weekend?
I’m going to see The Invention of Lying tonight. *giggles like a schoolgirl*
Sorry about the lack of weekend preview and friday free for all, guys. I went to take a 15 minute nap and slept for an hour fifteen. But I take solace in the idea that probably none of you cared anyway. Go see Invention of Lying probably.
Must be nice to take a nap in the middle of the workday. I would love to do that but these brains aren’t going to operate on themselves.
Olyphant will forever be the Hot Drug Dealer to me, even over Bullock.
Who the hell gets to NAP during the day? The glorified life of a blogger, I tells ya…
^^ came back from lunch half-cut and woke up the first floor yelling at the boss
15 minutes = Power Nap.
1 hour & 15 minutes = FEMpower Nap!
Congrats, Vince! Diablo will be over shortly to present your Red Wings.
weekend durst
stupid goddam timezones…
you should all be suffering Saturday morning hangovers like me!
That chick from Up All Night did have big boobs, but she had even bigger hair (tell-tale signs of an easy lay).
Rhonda Shear’s career is deader than my parents.
BTK, Gilbert Gottfried is the fucking man.
This is all true.
Yo Olyphant, you was da bomb in Phantoms!
This is Phantoms but with zombies right?
I used to nap in my car during breaks when I had an office job.
You’re either an infant or one hell of a partier.
I’m kind of both, not to mention a borderline narcolept. I puked in the sink a few hours ago because my roommate was in the shower. Thanks, drinking games.
Who’d ever watch this crap?