Comments on: THE CHINESE STATES OF AMERICA

By: ShakeYourTailFeather

ShakeYourTailFeather — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:26:54 +0000

Ten minutes into invading, the Chinese army retreated when they determined that Detroit had already been bombed before they got there.

Charlie Br0nze — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:21:13 +0000

This isn’t going to be much of a movie if Chinese armored columns can still be stopped in their tracks by an office drone waving his briefcase.

ChinoMoreno — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:16:44 +0000

I think that driving like a Cullen means you are always trying to get rear ended.

spazmodic — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:09:45 +0000

True story: I was just driving behind a car with a sticker that said “Beware! I Drive Like A Cullen”.

Untrue story: I pulled alongside it and yelled “Beware! I’ll Drive A Stake Through Your Fucking Chest!”.

Don’t you hate it when you think off good things to say waaaay too late?

ChinoMoreno — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:02:50 +0000

Half an hour after enlisting in the Chinese Army, you want to enlist again.

Crapbasket — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:51:20 +0000

Captain Jack, “I didn’t say it was chilly today, I said it’s nippy outside!”

Rock Strongo — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:49:59 +0000

The upside to this remake? People outside of Westerns might start saying ‘Chinaman’ again.

Erswi — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:49:37 +0000

Mike Modono is Chinese?

FUUUUUCK MIIKE!!!!

Crapbasket — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:49:06 +0000

The invasion stalled when half of the army deserted after the Santa Fe railroad offered $5 a day for jobs building a new railroad.

Crapbasket — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:47:43 +0000

I’m outta food puns…

What’s the most common dog’s name in China? We’regonnaeatyourass.