10.30.09 THE CADBURY PUPPY HEN (AND DCJ)
If I ordered eggs and one of them hatched a puppy, it would be the happiest brunch ever! Alternate caption: The goose that laid the golden retriever. via
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:
- Our own Mighty Fek’lhr reviews Rob Zombie’s The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, which he’s way more qualified to do than me. By which I mean he likes that stuff. |DirtyHairy|
- Bad driving is genetic, especially if you’re Asian. Okay I added that last part but tell me it isn’t true. |Asylum|
- Here’s news on the Dune remake I’ve been desperately trying not to cover. |Pajiba|
- Cartman singing Lady Gaga. Is it wrong that the name alone makes me hate her? |Gunaxin|
- Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony. |G4|
- Sexy Halloween Costumes, aka What the Whores Wear. |HolyTaco|
- People like this girl with the WTWTA shirt because her breasts are large. |FListed|
- 7 Monster boyfriends better than vampires. |Atom|
- Vaginal Hubris, the music video.
And finally, here’s the A-Team last supper:
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THE CADBURY PUPPY HEN (AND DCJ)
Great, now my dick is telling me to wrap a scarf around it and buy a Matt & Kim album.
Then tighten those jeans up and grab a Heineken, Burnsy. You’ve come a long way, baby.
I pity the Judas.
Why do chickens look like the biggest assholes?
What a cock.
Hey chicken, I herd you like dawgs…
It looks cute until you put it in context. She’s actually guarding her kill from other predators.
I love it when a crucifixion comes together?
So there’s a gene that makes you a terrible driver but also protects you from Parkinson’s?
Just as well I guess; Marty would have just wrecked the DeLorean and died back in the 50s instead.
Awww…it’s a warm wittle goggie!
So if it’s a cadbury puppy, you can crack it open and it’ll be full of that weird cream filling that’s not quite the consistency of anything else you’ve ever tasted, right?
Funny thing though, the consistency doesn’t seem to bother your mom any.
So does that mean that Michael J Fox has been racing F1 cars all these years?
I am 50/50 at best on David Lynch movies, but I have never understood why people knock his version of Dune so much. Even if it wasn’t a tremendous commercial success, it was a far more interesting take on the material than a more literal adaptation would have been.
People really like to fellate the novels, but the bulk of it is long-winded bore. Lynch at least stayed true to the core (and interesting) concepts of the book, and managed to at least churn out an interesting movie. Fucking Dune purists are worse than Trekkies, man.
The sad thing is that after like the 5th or 6th book it gets batshit crazy even for a world with giant worms swimming through the desert.
But I don’t want the gay sucked off of my unicorn paintings.
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