10.01.09 THE A-TEAM: WHO ARE THEY NOW
Courtesy of Buzzfeed and TheDailyMail, here’s a rundown of the cast of Joe Carnahan’s A-Team, and a side-by-side comparison of the new and original actors. Above is of course Rampage Jackson as B.A. Baracus, originally played by Mr. T. And here I thought he’d cut his hair like that to support Kimbo. Also starring:
Brad Cooper as ‘Faceman’ Peck, originally played by Dirk Benedict. Ironically, ‘Dirk Benedict’ is actually a way better name for a character in an action movie.
Liam Neeson as Hannibal, originally played by George Peppard.
Jessica Biel as the Army General pursuing them, originally played by Amy Amanda Allen. A lady general, really? Hey, general, why don’t you go back in the kitchen and cook up a better battle plan? Ahahahaha- *sigh*
Sharito Copley as Howlin Mad Murdock, Dwight Schultz.
Christian Bale as Kermit the Frog
A cat in a cowboy hat as Wilford Brimley.
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THE A-TEAM: WHO ARE THEY NOW
Jesus fucking christ, Lince, you can do shit liek that to me at work. I lol’d so much some guy almost looked at me!
Man, 80s girls were hot. Fake tits hadn’t made the rounds (completely), bush was still cool, and they loved getting high. The Mighty Feklahr wishes the 80s would have never ended, and He’s Hungry Like A Wolf.
Katee Sackhoff should always sub for Dirk Benedict. Throw those transgendered folks a bone.
Don’t worry, Fek. Once I got to Diabeetus Cat, the guy across from me must think I shit my pants.
That’s right, I don’t need to use proper tenses in my sentences. What am I, a fucking editor?
I’m still waiting for The Fall Guy remake, dammit
I hear there’s a skiing action scene that Liam Neeson refuses to film.
All I know is there should be a Greatest American Hero remake before I die.
Producers are still struggling to cast the part of “single audience member who gives a shit”.
The last time I watched The A-Team, I spent the day trying to hide my sweatpants boner from all the kids in gym class.
So yeah, I watched it yesterday.
Uhhh… Durst?
[digs in (not) funny comment bag]
I haven’t a thing for this. Think I’ll go cop a wide stance and troll for homos.
I can’t claim to have seen every episode of the A-Team – although if you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em all – but i can’t remember no twentysomething lady general. So i did a little research and the alliterative Amy Amanda Allen was a reporter character played by Melinda Culea.
Anyway, whilst the idea of an A-Team movie is on my meh list, i do like the look of the cast they’ve assembled. Plenty of goodwill for Sharito Copley after District 9.
The important thing to remember on the A-Team is that aiming is for pussies and communists.
Has anyone made a joke about doing a 1960s Italian (or stereotypically Canadian) version of this called the “Ehhh-Team”?
Okay, I’ll go sit down, sorry.
Katee USED to be transgendered but now she’s all woman since they….wait for it…cut her Sackhoff!! Thank you. Thank you…I’ll be here all week.
charlie, if melinda lived in my country she would be ass fucked. google it.
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