Comments on: DOR SHO GAH, KLINGON DOMINATRIX PORN! http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/star-trek-deleted-scene-klingons FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:35:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Unruly Brute http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/star-trek-deleted-scene-klingons#comment-227069 Unruly Brute Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:25:42 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20499#comment-227069 How do you say "Homoerotic Fan Fiction" in Klingon? How do you say “Homoerotic Fan Fiction” in Klingon?

]]> By: Erswi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/star-trek-deleted-scene-klingons#comment-227025 Erswi Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:39:21 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20499#comment-227025 If they don't use the pain sticks from episode 214 of TNG, then this shit is . . . Uhhh, what I meant to say is . . . ummm. . . Klingons? So those are just like Wookies? Right? Fuck. If they don’t use the pain sticks from episode 214 of TNG, then this shit is . . .

Uhhh, what I meant to say is . . . ummm. . . Klingons? So those are just like Wookies? Right?
Fuck.

]]> By: Oski http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/star-trek-deleted-scene-klingons#comment-227019 Oski Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:18:59 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20499#comment-227019 Kling On Dominatrix? I thought they were supposed to act like they hated you? Kling On Dominatrix? I thought they were supposed to act like they hated you?

]]> By: Disassemble Number 5 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/star-trek-deleted-scene-klingons#comment-227010 Disassemble Number 5 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:59:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20499#comment-227010 I've never before wanted a Klingon to beam me up so badly. Fruit Roll-ups are heaven. I’ve never before wanted a Klingon to beam me up so badly. Fruit Roll-ups are heaven.

]]> By: Fek'lhr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/star-trek-deleted-scene-klingons#comment-227009 Fek'lhr Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:44:29 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20499#comment-227009 <i>No tax preparation or audit scenes, no care.</i> ROFLKOTAL! Don't forget: "Guy'cha! These loads of Fruit Roll-Ups and Crest Pro Gel aren't going to invoice themselves!!!" *whips nearby Ferengi* No tax preparation or audit scenes, no care.

ROFLKOTAL! Don’t forget: “Guy’cha! These loads of Fruit Roll-Ups and Crest Pro Gel aren’t going to invoice themselves!!!” *whips nearby Ferengi*

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/star-trek-deleted-scene-klingons#comment-227008 Stone Soup Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:33:30 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20499#comment-227008 No tax preparation or audit scenes, no care. No tax preparation or audit scenes, no care.

]]> By: Disassemble Number 5 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/star-trek-deleted-scene-klingons#comment-227007 Disassemble Number 5 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:32:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20499#comment-227007 A klingon dominatrix in a mask is like a hooker who doesn't take her pants off. You really aren't positive of what you're getting, but you also don't care. A klingon dominatrix in a mask is like a hooker who doesn’t take her pants off. You really aren’t positive of what you’re getting, but you also don’t care.

]]> By: B.K. http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/star-trek-deleted-scene-klingons#comment-227006 B.K. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:28:33 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20499#comment-227006 The real problem with Klingon dominatrixes is that they all have two penises. Unless you're in to that sort of thing, in which case you pay extra. The real problem with Klingon dominatrixes is that they all have two penises. Unless you’re in to that sort of thing, in which case you pay extra.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/star-trek-deleted-scene-klingons#comment-227005 Donkey Hodey Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:26:11 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20499#comment-227005 The problem with Klingon dominatrixes is that nine times out of ten a guy with bronchitis will accidentally cough up the safe word. The problem with Klingon dominatrixes is that nine times out of ten a guy with bronchitis will accidentally cough up the safe word.

]]> By: Stinky Peet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/star-trek-deleted-scene-klingons#comment-227004 Stinky Peet Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:23:01 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20499#comment-227004 Set phasers to "Yawn". Set phasers to “Yawn”.

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