This is a just-released deleted scene from Star Trek. I loved the movie, but this highlights the one aspect I hated — shaky-cam, quick-cut action sequences that give you no sense of the spatial awareness of a scene, just the cliff’s notes cause and effect. Anyway, I’ll let /Film describe the context because that’s easiest for me.
JJ Abrams shot a sequence for the Star Trek reboot featuring a few members of the infamous alien race, the Klingons. The scene featured Nero [Eric Bana] chained to a table being interrogated by the masked, ruffle-headed creatures with Centurion slugs who are looking to find out information on the future. The sequence basically explained what Nero was up to in the missing years. This is one of the deleted scenes in the prison break sequence that has found its way online to promote the upcoming DVD release.
Wait, so this was supposed to be the scene that finally gives us Klingons and now that it’s here they’re wearing a mask the whole time? That’s like paying for sex and then finding out you have to wear a condom. Relax bitch I told you I was clean.




He looks just like the Klingon around Uranus.
*dusts off corner takes a nap*
My safe word is V-Ger.
That’s like getting introduced to Michael J Fox but he refuses to shake hands.
If I’m paying for the sex, you had better be anything but clean.
be’joy’
*swoons…starts writing “He <3′s Lince” on unicorn Trapper Keeper*
I got nothin’ here. Let’s go back to picking on the deaf and blind.
Ferengis think this shit is absolutely disgusting.
*The Mighty Feklahr tries to imagine board meeting with guys in suits*
“I dunno, guys, I think that fat dude that wears red chucks is kinda on the fence for the DVD of Star Trek…what can we do???”
“Well, there is that deleted scene of Klingons torturing Romulans, nerdy guys like deleted scenes, right?”
“Yeah, and since we fucked them outta Klingons the first time around, maybe this will do it!”
“Will you suck my cock?”
“Standing DS9, baby!”
The Klingon Blaxploitation (hereby known as Klaxploitation) spinoff of this scene will be titled Dor Sho’Nuff Gah.
When you said “Klingon” and “Mask” the first thing my mind went to was Rocky Dennis with brown skin and forehead ridges. I gotta tell you, that mental image is going in my spank bank.
Set phasers to “Yawn”.
The problem with Klingon dominatrixes is that nine times out of ten a guy with bronchitis will accidentally cough up the safe word.
The real problem with Klingon dominatrixes is that they all have two penises. Unless you’re in to that sort of thing, in which case you pay extra.
A klingon dominatrix in a mask is like a hooker who doesn’t take her pants off. You really aren’t positive of what you’re getting, but you also don’t care.
No tax preparation or audit scenes, no care.
No tax preparation or audit scenes, no care.
ROFLKOTAL! Don’t forget: “Guy’cha! These loads of Fruit Roll-Ups and Crest Pro Gel aren’t going to invoice themselves!!!” *whips nearby Ferengi*
I’ve never before wanted a Klingon to beam me up so badly. Fruit Roll-ups are heaven.
Kling On Dominatrix? I thought they were supposed to act like they hated you?
If they don’t use the pain sticks from episode 214 of TNG, then this shit is . . .
Uhhh, what I meant to say is . . . ummm. . . Klingons? So those are just like Wookies? Right?
Fuck.
How do you say “Homoerotic Fan Fiction” in Klingon?