SPOTTED: MICHAEL BAY’S CAR
10.30.09As you can see from this spy video, some kids had a run in with Michael Bay on the open road. I wonder what he’s doing in Russia. What, you don’t believe that’s Michael Bay? It is, I have proof. Just take a look at the picture he took for his Christmas card a few years back:
Those are his pet leopards, Tits and Fire.
[video via UniqueDaily]
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No way, yIntagh, Michael Bay totally drives Gravedigger!
Michael Bay doesn’t drive, he has a B52 fly him around so he can drop to filming locations like the scene from “How I learned to love the h-bomb”.
He also had a bear in the back seat dismantling a bomb -
“THE GREEN WIRE PADDINGTON, CUT THE GREEN WIRE!!”
In Russia, Ricky Bobbys you.
Michael Bay rides a Seadoo pulled by sabretooth tigers.
Spotted, Leopards. Awww Vince, you win the award for cutesiest headline of the day.
Michael Bay loves to film the look on his dates’ faces when he invites them to “come out to the garage and check out my new jaguar.”
Gary Busey skins his leopards because fur is delicious.
Megan Fox got those stupid tats to cover the scars she got washing Michael Bay’s Jaguar.
Michael Bay’s rollerblades are made with saw blades.
Toonces The Driving cat has really grown up.
Did they get the part where Bay drives the car into and out of the back of a moving semi trailer?
Now dat’s how you supposta drive!
The leopard has about the same screen presence than Paul Walker. And…they both drive like pussies.
2 Fast, 2 Furry