Awright, listen up ya queahs, Shuttah Island has a new trailah.  I don’t gotta tell you dat I gawt a majah fackin hahd on for this movie ’cause it’s from Mahtin Scoah Seas, the fackin’ guy who directed The Fackin’ Depahted, an it’s fackin’ set in fackin’ Bawston again. GO SAWX!  This one’s gawt Leanahdo Di Caprio, Special K, Ruffo, and that othah queah from the Watchmen — that movie was wicked queah.  It’s like, if I wanted to stayuh at fackin’ blue cawcks fa two houahs, I’d take Tawmy an’ Caspah an’ Squeezebawx down to da fackin’ hahbah an go skinny dippin’ in fackin’ wintah.  Am I fackin’ right oar am I fackin’ right?


Sorry about that, I don’t know what came over me. Anyway, Shutter Island is directed by Martin Scorsese (who’s an idiot for signing that Roman Polanski petition), based on a novel by Dennis Lehane.  And knowing Dennis Lehane (Mystic River, Gone Baby Gone, a couple episodes of The Wire), it’s probably gonna be really uplifting and life-affirming.  When you see a Dennis Lehane movie, it’s pretty much guaranteed to be nothing but laughter and sunshine, kittens and flapjacks.

[in HD at Apple]