SHERLOCK ‘OLMES ‘AS A NEW TRAILER
10.20.09This new, longer trailer for Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes showed up on YouTube this morning, but there’s nothing I hate more than a YouTube video with the embedding disabled, so I waited for someone else to rip it and now I’m using that. Oh I’m sorry, was I boring you with details? God forbid you actually take an interest in how my day was.
I thought the old cut of the trailer looked more promising, where Robert Downey takes a puff on his pipe and immediately jumps out of a window. In this one, they show him running across the room and commando rolling first, and it seems less goofy and slapstick and more “serious action movie.” But aside from that, and the generic-action-epic music, it still looks mostly comedic. Which is the right direction when you’re dealing with Robert Downey Jr. beating people up with a cane. I remain cautiously optimistic. But I swear to God the first person to call it a “bromance” movie is getting punched in the throat.

But I swear to God the first person to call it a “bromance” movie is getting punched in the throat.
If I hear someone, ANYONE in this movie say “No shit Sherlock” I’m gonna kick a baby.
More like Sherlock Homo.
BOOOOOOOM.
High five? Anyone???? Don’t leave me hagin’ like Carradine here…
Sheeze, is anyone else tired of super-slow motion fight scenes and explosions? They might as well have called this Welshmen.
Nah, some of these people are gainfully employed.
I enjoy this style better than the “speed everything up so it looks like action is occurring” shots from such gems as League of Extraordinary Gentleman.
@Stinky
Michael Bay: Heretic!!! Bite your tongue!
Lince! Lince! Perez Hilton just called this a bromance. He swears to Kahless!
SEE??? That Perez needs throat punched!!!
Fek reads Perez…
*gets his trusty can of bear mace*
I wouldn’t have gone with “bromance” exactly. More “homoerotic funfun”, I think.
Careful everyone, if you click on Fek’s link your computer will actually spit cobra venom.
I think it’s time for a good ol’ fashion intervention on Fek.
Hey, He doesn’t make the news, He just obscures it.
Everytime I here “bromance” my brain farts into my lungs.
Jude Law doesn’t do “bromance”. He likes the tang.
Is Jude Law gonna have to slap a bitch???
if they ever finish that Three Stooges movie it’s going to be a momance.
I am currently suffering from nomance :(
Guy Ritchie got Jude Law’s complete respect just by mentioning that he did Snatch.
Jude Law to slap a bitch in Homance.
Tom Cruise is pissed that they made a biopic about one of his wife’s relatives without his consent or input.
New up, Holmeslices.
Finally, a movie about angry dudes with gigantism trying to beat up on an English literary figure.
Next up: Alice in Beefcakeland