Comments on: SHERLOCK HOLMES & THE MYSTERY OF THE LAME TAGLINE

By: Shop 101

Shop 101 — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:09:43 +0000

It opens Kwanzaa between Ujamaa and Kuumba.

For my holmsies on the down low.

By: Jirish

Jirish — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:05:14 +0000

It looks like Watson is doing something suspicious to Robert Downy out of frame.

By: ATidyLittleSum

ATidyLittleSum — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:03:58 +0000

On a related note, the Ninja Assassin movie coming out in November has released it tagline: Happy Slantsgiving.

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:55:10 +0000

The Mighty Feklahr has it on good authority that this Christmas the villain for the new Sherlock Holmes movie will be none other than Pantie Claus!

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:54:11 +0000

This film is going to be ‘League of Extraordinary Gentlemen’ bad.

By: Stone Soup

Stone Soup — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:54:01 +0000

Someone say Kwanza? WAT, SON?!?!

By: Jirish

Jirish — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:53:28 +0000

No, if Variety wrote it, you would have seen something like “He Sher-locks down your Christmas movie money this holiday season YAHUCK YAHUCK”.

Note, the Yahucks would be included.

By: Rock Strongo

Rock Strongo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:46:44 +0000

Message to marketing firms: Just because the movie comes out on Christmas, doesn’t mean its a Christmas movie. Now, run along and try not to poop yourselves.

By: Burnsy

Burnsy — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:45:43 +0000

Elementary, my dear what’s on the screen Christmas Day?

By: ATidyLittleSum

ATidyLittleSum — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:45:09 +0000

Before Tom Cruise lost the job to Robert, the tag line was:

“As long as there’s no Holmos there.”