10.27.09 SHERLOCK HOLMES & THE MYSTERY OF THE LAME TAGLINE
So Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes movie has a poster now. Here it is. Tagline: “Holmes for the holiday.” Ha, get it? It’s cute ’cause it’s stupid, like a dog that falls down. Speaking of dogs, I would hug the sh-t out of that bulldog up there.
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SHERLOCK HOLMES & THE MYSTERY OF THE LAME TAGLINE
Sherlock-hiem, it’s a Hannukah treat.
That bulldog is totally gay, brah.
It’s the soup kitchen for me this Christmas then, I’m certain to be holmesless.
Can Jude Law try to be anymore fancy lad?
221b there or be square.
See how they did it Vinny? If you use both the left and right side of an object like a poster or say, a webpage, you can cram more stuff such as pictures, links or advertisements. Don’t give up on this marketing thing.
When did they replace Downy Jr. with Dustin Hoffman?
Dude in the background to the right of the poster is trying in
vanvain to do his best impression of da Stafe.Isn’t “Holmes for the Holiday” already the title of a porno?
The Hounds of Baskerville you be seeing this?
“Sherlock Holmes: Make Your Yuletide Gay”
There’s a companion poster featuring Moriarty with the tagline “Later On They Conspired”.
I’m pretty sure it’s about a girl who receives a package from Santa Claus.
Did somebody from Variety write that tagline?
Before Tom Cruise lost the job to Robert, the tag line was:
“As long as there’s no Holmos there.”
Elementary, my dear what’s on the screen Christmas Day?
Message to marketing firms: Just because the movie comes out on Christmas, doesn’t mean its a Christmas movie. Now, run along and try not to poop yourselves.
No, if Variety wrote it, you would have seen something like “He Sher-locks down your Christmas movie money this holiday season YAHUCK YAHUCK”.
Note, the Yahucks would be included.
Someone say Kwanza? WAT, SON?!?!
This film is going to be ‘League of Extraordinary Gentlemen’ bad.
The Mighty Feklahr has it on good authority that this Christmas the villain for the new Sherlock Holmes movie will be none other than Pantie Claus!
On a related note, the Ninja Assassin movie coming out in November has released it tagline: Happy Slantsgiving.
It looks like Watson is doing something suspicious to Robert Downy out of frame.
It opens Kwanzaa between Ujamaa and Kuumba.
For my holmsies on the down low.
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