Sexman reviews The Surrogates – “overall just crappy.” It’s sad to see Sexman going through puberty, but he’s clearly retained his narrative voice: “You basically design how you want the world to see you. So some nerdy white guy could design himself to be some tall black guy. Who is maybe buff or whatever. So you don’t really know who’s who. And that’s kind of sh-tty, but anyway…”
Daily Circle Jerk Link:
- The greatest movie never made: Kubrick’s Napoleon. Luckily, there’s still time to produce my script for Diora Baird’s Shower Party. |Asylum|
- The 10 ugliest uniforms in sports. |BleacherReport|
- The essential guy app roundup. |BachelorGuy|
- Kennedy guy style guide. |TSBMag|
- Rejected Playboy cartoon cover girls. |HolyTaco|
- Seven celebrity Netflix queues. It’s funny because Kevin James is fat. |ScreenJunkies|
- Miss Plastic Hungary, the beauty pageant for sluts. |FListed|
- White Gorilla has OCD. Oh boy, this sounds zany! |Atom|
- Louisville will help you get a boner. Because the chicks there wear mom jeans, apparently. |WarmingGlow|
- This guy has an offensive Xbox gamer tag and peeps be hatin’. “Jesus is not dead, are you gay?’ |CollegeHumor|
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Our little Sexman is growing up. Before long he’ll be a Sex…corpse?
The Kennedy style link features ads with a woman displaying both middle fingers with the caption “Want a better Response?” (http://www.tsbmag.com/thumbs/response.gif)
Exactly what response do you expect from a girl with a playing card painted on her breasts?
Googlebot keyword roundup: sex, puberty, black guy, circle jerk, Diora Baird, shower, Playboy, girls, beauty, sluts, boner, chicks and gay.
Well done, sir.
(You can forward me any revenue from “woman”, “fingers” and “breasts”.)
Hate you so much for making me watch that.
Kennedy style guide:
1) Whatever you do, do it drunk.
2) In trouble with the law? Not anymore. (you’re a Kennedy)
3) Bullet-proof vests can be both fashionable and practical.
4) Kennedy’s have a tendency to crash when operating forms of transportation (especially cars, planes and skis). Hire a chauffeur or avoid travel.
This guy has an offensive Xbox gamer tag and peeps be hatin’.
Nietzsche thinks this gamer tag is awesome.
Oh NM Nietzsche Died LOL
Makes me feel bad about my Xbox tag: Dan_Rosen.
I just found out who this Justin Bieber person is and I remembered this guy. All my research is leading me to believe they are not the same person, but I am not sure. Is this new or has this subject already been broached?