10.16.09 LARRY DAVID’S WIFE DIRECTED A MOVIE
This is the trailer for Serious Moonlight, directed by Cheryl Hines of Curb Your Enthusiasm. It’s from the last screenplay written by Hines’ friend, Adrienne Shelly. Adrienne Shelly wrote and directed the critically-acclaimed indie, Waitress, a film whose appeal I never really understood. It was full of clichéd dialog, characters, and situations, but I guess because it was done deliberately, people thought that was good. It wasn’t really a satire or a parody and it wasn’t really funny so I don’t understand how deliberate clichés would be a good thing, but what do I know, I’m just a guy who loves kitties. Tragically, before the film’s release, Shelly walked in on an Ecuadorian immigrant who was stealing money from her purse, and he killed her and tried to make it look like a suicide.
Phew, that’s a downer of a story, huh? Anyway, Shelly wrote Serious Moonlight before she died, and it’s about Meg Ryan duct taping Timothy Hutton to a toilet when she finds out he’s leaving her for Kristen Bell. Later Justin Long wanders in and duct tapes everyone some more. It looks… not good. Ben Lyons said, “I was duct taped to my seat!” Anyway, this is neither here nor there, but I’d really like to do a comedy about a neurotic neo-nazi called Curbstomp Your Enthusiasm.
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LARRY DAVID’S WIFE DIRECTED A MOVIE
Kristen Bell is in this? I’d watch her shit for 90 minutes.
Again.
When’s the movie about the Ecuadorian immigrant killing the quirky white woman going to come out?
So this is basically just misery. I don’t mean, like, the movie “Misery.” I mean just misery.
Qovlpath! You guys have to peep His story about Rick Allen int he last thread, it might make you ROFLKOTAL a little on the inside.
Oh, and one last thing He wanted to resolve from the last thread:
Dio or Ozzy?
Ozzy.
Is that a serious question? There are people who pick Dio over Ozzy?
Yes Donk. Tards. They pick Dio over Ozzy. The retards.
Can someone explain what the hell Holy Diver is about?
Ozzy. DUH!
It’s about a priest who eats pussy.
I didn’t know Meg Ryan turned into a catfish. That’s impressive.
You don’t know what Holy Diver is about? Sounds like you’ve been out too long in the midnight sea.
He’s like A Rainbow in the Dark.
The appeal of Waitress for me was Nathan Fillion.
“Rainbow in the Dark” is about being a homo that has yet to come out of the closet.
AKA: My life’s story
Also, I would always choose God over Ozzy, but that’s because I’m fairly certain it’s more likely Ozzy would shit his pants than smite me.
Justin Long. Ha ha good one, Jay.
Donk, you just made me want to do something my mother never could. Go to church.
hmm… most films about people duct taping other people debut at the trial
Also, they got the synopsis wrong. Meg Ryan duct tapes Timothy Hutton for leaving her for a hot French chick. SPOILER: It all works out when Kevin Kline forgets to shave and does his Pepe Le Pew impersonation!
The only time you should pick Dio over Ozzy is if you need someone to crawl under your refrigerator.
… or if I have to tattoo one of their names on my penis.
Oh, Beeks, I love Nathan Fillion
Who’d win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
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