10.23.09 RYAN SEACREST’S GUTS CONFIRM NAT’L TREAS 3
(”WHAT’S THIS CHICK’S NUMBER, I LOVE TOMBOYS”)
As you can see by his super eyehumpy Twitter account — [lengthy digression] honestly, when you’re that fruity looking, is it really the best idea to put a giant pink ribbon in your picture? And what’s the point of it anyway, someone’s gonna go “oh my gosh, Ryan Seacrest’s wearing pink, I’d better go cure cancer now!” Ribbons are the most asinine thing ever. You know who else had ribbons? The Nazis. They made the Jews wear them. —– [/digression] Ryan Seacrest just talked to Nic Cage, and even though Cage says no to National Treasure 3, Ryan Seacrest’s gut says yes. There’s no script, but come on, this stuff practically writes itself. “A gypsy woman told you there’s viking gold buried in the tomb of the Unknown Soldier?! Quick, summon the Giant Forehead!”
[Ryan Seacrest's Twitter, via FilmDrunkard Luchador, who apparently follows Ryan Seacrest on Twitter]
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RYAN SEACREST’S GUTS CONFIRM NAT’L TREAS 3
Seacrest’s gut also says, “Enough with the jizz.”
If Seacrest’s gut was so fucking good at seeing the future, how is it that it didn’t tell him not to drink that coffee when he was 3?
I got nothing.
FUCK! I just missed the Weezer thread!
To sum up, I love Weezer but they suck now. Rivers Cuomo graduated Harvard with a degree in English, yet writes terrible lyrics. The Red Album had three great songs on it, and the rest sucked cock. The new album will probably have three less good songs on it than the red album. And I still wear my Weezer t-shirt, too.
I’m still loving the Polanski on the megaphone. He’s no homophobic turtle, but he’ll do.
You know who else had ribbons? The Nazis. They made the Jews wear them.
Except for the pink ribbons. The gay Nazis kept those for themselves.
Wearing a pink ribbon to support breast cancer is about as effective as gaining street cred from following Chuck Liddell’s Twitter page.
The Mighty Feklahr would like this better if Cage had headbutt the conversation into Seacrest’s candy ass.
Seacrest learned to communicating with guts ever since he started getting on his knees in front of men.
@ChuckIceman: Yo brah, you should hear what fucking Chodin just said about you.
*Communicate
I’ll be you a million dollars that only happened since Chuck joined the cast of Dancing With the Stars.
Seacrest has that ribbon there so you’ll think he cares about boobs.
(he doesn’t)
Seacrest was anxious to do the interview because his assistant said “he’d be doing it with a guy with a giant head”.
One thing’s for sure, it’s a good thing he cleared up that Miley Cyrus swine flu issue! Now if he can only put our minds at ease about Mark Wahlberg using a prosthetic in “Boogie Nights”…
LIIIIIIIIIIIIINCE! I just shot fucking carrot bits out my nose all over my keyboard u fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S HURTING ME!
It’s weird seeing 140 characters come OUT of Seacrest for a change.
I wish the “punting helmet” stood as the icon for half-assed, self fulfilling efforts.
Ribbons are the most asinine thing ever.
What, they don’t have Livestrong bracelets or Kaballah strings where you’re from?
After all, what’s the point of supporting a cause if you can’t get credit for it? I mean, sure, writing off charitable contributions on your taxes really only means that the government is the one who gave that money to charity, but at least it makes you feel good, right?
My gut says that we should be worried about Luch.
My gut also says that I really should work out more. My butt concurs.
I just had a peanut butter and honey sandwich on rice cakes. Does that make me gayer than Seacrest?
No Jiri, the fact that you ate it out of a man’s anus makes you gayer than Seacrest.
Oh. Damn it.
Fek, why hasn’t Cage played a Klingon yet? They forehead BEGS for ridges.
fuck
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