And now, here’s Roman Polanski getting confronted by Chris Hansen on To Catch a Predator, the show for people who get off on pedophiles failing to get off. As a video mashup, it’s a pretty obvious idea, but the execution is absolutely spot on. [via BigHollywood]
After the jump, fun with Photoshop.
“DIBS ON THE DARK ONE.”
“GREAT, NOW OFFER HER A QUAALUDE.”
“HOW OLD IS THIS CHICK?”
“STYLE BITER.”
“THAT IS A HUGE BITCH.”
“I WANT TO ADOPT THIS DOG.”
Yeah… I had fun. Here’s the Photoshop file, go nuts:
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Is it Uproxx cannibalism day today?
[warmingglow.uproxx.com]
Yeah, I know. That blog is clearly linked in the top right corner of this blog. The fuck is your point?
Holy fuck, I was about to post something gay, but Lince just scared me straight!
The Mighty Feklahr hopes Roman Polanski gets Iowa Hawkeye strong safety, Tyler Sash, as a roommate in jail. Now don’t get Him wrong, Sash is no criminal, he is just so badass that he spends his free time beating inmates so his “harsh” doesn’t get “mellowed” between games.
The warmingglow post didn’t have all the photoshops, and where would we be without those. I’ll tell you where. In a world with two fewer cheerleader pictures, and I don’t want to live in that world, mister.
That dog is wearing that Tiger the fuck out. I haven’t seen a pussy that tired since catching a glimpse of Jenna Jameson’s meat curtains hanging out of her bikini bottom.
Here’s the Photoshop file, go nuts
You’re tha man. My family Christmas card just a whole lot more interesting.
I’m going as Roman Polanski for Halloween this year.
By which I mean I’m going to try to fuck all the little girls who Trick-or-Treat at my apartment.
I see 2 Polanski’s in that file. Oh well, I’m not Shop literate enough to figure it out (or if that’s how it’s supposed to be in the first place). I’ll let smarter people do the work.
“The fuck is your point?”
I hate it when Daddy gets mad.
*hides under the bed*
I dream of the day where I can casually defend my crimes and have people rally to my cause. “Why should I be punished for loving a woman so much that I want to keep her entombed in concrete to preserve he forever?” I don’t have an Oscar but that “Participant” ribbon I got in the 4th grade spelling bee should count for something.
*her forever. shit. See why I only got participant?
Polanski on to catch a Predator.
I bet his cannon is looser than that Goggins fairy from the Rodriguez movie.
Hey essequemodeia, what’s the link to your blog?
In Roman Polanski’s Hell, he’ll have to direct a sympathetic biopic about Charles Manson.
If there is a bright side to this story, it’s that she didn’t get pregnant. That’s one less Polack this world doesn’t have to suffer.
Let me reiterate, I asked her if she was on the pill, she said no, so I took it to the 2 hole. Obviously, no premeditation. Crime of passion. Obviously. When’s the last time you had your period, little girl? Passion!
Someone needs to do a Roman Polanski/Dr. Edgmar Total Recall mashup with this scene:
[www.youtube.com]
Look for the pervy moments @ 1:05 and 2:07
“Take the pill, now PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!!” “Now, SWALLOW it!”
Wouldn’t you need a quaalude before engaging in sex with Roman Polanski? Shoot, give some heroin and I’ll do it.
Polanski is a 5’5″ Frenchman, no way could he overpower a 13 year old girl if she’s sober.
I don’t know why this Polansky guy gets a bad rap. I mean, his movies weren’t THAT shitty, right?