ROMAN POLANSKI MAY RETURN TO THE US
10.21.09
(“SAVE ME A HIGH LIFE, ASSWIPES.”)
Roman Polanski is currently in Swiss prison waiting for US lawyers to file a “firm extradition request.” (so far, all they’ve done is passive-aggressively hint drop, apparently). If he decides to challenge extradition, the process could keep him in jail another year. Now, one of his lawyers says he might just come back to the U.S.
For the first time, one Mr. Polanski’s lawyers, Georges Kiejman, floated on Wednesday the idea of a possible return in an interview with the radio station Europe 1. “If this process drags on, it is not completely impossible that Roman Polanski could choose to go finally to explain himself in the United States where the arguments in his favor exist,” he said.
“Not completely impossible?” Jesus, how long does this take? The guy’s been in jail a month. How many GD hours can you bill over a yes or no question?
For many years, Switzerland was a refuge for Mr. Polanski. Though he lived in Paris, he traveled to the country frequently and owned a chalet* in the Alps.
But, according to documents obtained by The Associated Press, the government that ignored him for decades eventually raised an eyebrow in his direction [and twiddled their mustache, no doubt], tipping off the United States on Sept. 22 to his imminent arrival in Zurich and setting the stage for his arrest four days later.
The documents shed further light on the process that led to Mr. Polanski’s arrest and how quickly American officials were alerted by the Swiss, whose actions have been criticized by Mr. Polanski’s supporters.
The Swiss Federal Office of Justice sent an urgent fax to the United States Office of International Affairs, a division of the Justice Department, saying that Mr. Polanski was to be honored at a film festival in Zurich and asking if the United States planned to request his arrest.
Federal officials informed the Los Angeles district attorney’s office, which drafted an arrest warrant. By Sept. 26, Mr. Polanski was in Swiss custody after he arrived in at the airport from Austria. [NY Times]
Good heavens, they sent a fax and got a response four days later? The wheels of justice slow for naught! Anyway, even with our economy in ruins, health care reform at a standstill, and other things people with real jobs say, it’s nice to see that the US can still put the squeeze on a tiny, landlocked nation over a 30-year-old rape case. USA! USA! USA!
*There was a place in San Diego when I lived there called Sports Chalet, and every time I passed it, in my head I imagined it being pronounced like an unathletic cholo. Sports? Chale. Haha, good story, Vince.

Mr. Hero is the shizznit.
I’m actually a little worried. The only other people I know who do their jobs as slowly as international law enforcement officials are people who comment on FilmDrunk. Which of you fuckers are cops?
When my big sister took my G.I. Joe from me, I sent a firm extradition request to get it back.
Ok, I slipped a piece of paper under her door and set it on fire, but that’s pretty much how the grownups do things too. I don’t see why I had to get in so much trouble.
Could be worse. Just think how long he would be free if the LA prosecuting attorneys office was after him. Wait…
I still can’t believe he fell for the ol’ “Wait til she shows up in Zurich for the millionth time to attend a film festival and nab him after four days there” ploy. That’s the second-oldest trick in the book behind that thing where they put a teenaged girl under a box held up by a stick with a string attached to it.
Yea that sucked, I was trapped under that box for hours.
Admiral Ackbar saw this shit coming a mile away.
Roman will be excited when he hears who is cellmate is, but then disappointed when Lil Wayne stands before him.
I think that for punishment, Pauly should accompany Mr. Polanski for his flight home and be responsible for administering any medication for flight anxiety.
It’s also not completely impossible that I might one day find myself in an ecstasy-fueled threesome with Olivia Munn and Diora Baird. Which is to say it’s pretty impossible :(
How has that picture of Polanski not been photoshopped to put his hand up a little girl’s skirt?
The reason it’s all taking so long is because the Swiss asked the LA County Prosecutors office if they were going to request extradition and ever since, they’ve been trying to find out exactly how much “dition” they have in stock to see if they need any more of it.
This just in! Polanski’s lawyers have communicated that he is now willing to return to the U.S “as long as there are no gays”
I have no idea why they bother him so much either
tee hee wee
*splooge*
Don’t. Fuck. With. Switzerland.
The LA DA will blow the case when during the trial Roman will eat a bunch of Extenz before they try to have him ass rape another 13 year old. His massively engorged member will not go in and the defense declares, “If it does not fit…”
Wow, I wonder who the brave Switzerlander was who finally decided to stop harbo(u)ring a felonious child rapist? What bravery! What gall!
If it doesn’t fit, push harder?
Crappy, what Gaul indeed?
Chief Ithoughtshewazsix?
Thw Swiss will Milka this for all it’s worth.
Shit, it just came
onto me how long ago the OJ trial was and that “If it does not fit, you must aquit” may be a bit dated.Burgeoning Social Security balance :(
Yep, “Thw Swiss”.
ALPS! I IZ IN SWISS JAILZ!
Oh and to be honest swi, that was my joke, but I’m high as fuck on cold meds and an acute lack of sleep.
Ggggrrrrr, operating heavy machinery!!
jack, you asked for it you got it.
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/9194/polanskiyounggirl.jpg
and this is when he considered doing a randy mayem singer script.
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/494/nazipolansky.jpg
Why is it that Roman drugs and forcibly sodomizes a 13 yo girl and he gets the support of Hollytard celebs, but Jim L. from one block over shows a girl his dick to a schoolgirl and all he gets is me and my neighbor’s spent shell casings on his lawn?
Crap, I thought the “does not fit” thing was a Cinderella reference.
At least you’ve got the meds as an excuse…
I don’t see why any celebrity would wanna put-off going to court in LA. He’ll probably just get 140 hours community service.
Mothers lock up your daughters. Seriously, we’re not fucking around when we say that.