Comments on: ROLAND EMMERICH DOES SHAKESPEARE

By: Niel J.

Niel J. — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:18:13 +0000

Finally, a market for the Action Oxford! Now in both action figure, Dildo, and…
and…
uh…
A BIGGER DILDO!
Now if we could only get a market for that Catherine the Great talking sex doll.
(google it. she boned horses.)

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:41:29 +0000

Fek, I wasn’t patting myself on the back. It was the only remotely Shakespearian-themed thing I could contribute.

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:21:33 +0000

A million directors sniffing a million farts will eventually recreate the works of Shakespeare?

By: Fek'lhr

Fek'lhr — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:17:16 +0000

Jack!-you have every right to pat yourself on the back for that one, He won’t even deny it.

By: Jacktion!

Jacktion! — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:14:21 +0000

Hey, did you guys hear that Dan Rosen, Brian Crantzen, Johnny Guild and David Stern died in a car wreck?

By: Donkey Hodey

Donkey Hodey — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:03:26 +0000

When asked about doing Shakespeare, Emmerich responded “I fuck lots of dead guys, you’re going to have to be more specific.”

By: Oski

Oski — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:01:55 +0000

My favorite Sharkspeare play is The Tasting of the Shrew.

By: Crapbasket

Crapbasket — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:59:50 +0000

Cognitive dissonance thy name is Roland Emmerich.

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:53:06 +0000

The closest I get to Shakespeare is when I ask my roommate about his deodorant…

“Is it Brut?”

By: Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:48:32 +0000

I don’t speak in old english. I just chug it.