Comments on: GET YOUR SPARKLING VAMPIRE PANTIES http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/robert-pattinson-panties FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:54:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/robert-pattinson-panties#comment-227336 Immortal 9 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:22:59 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20533#comment-227336 Finally, an opportunity for people to have sparkling crap stains. Finally, an opportunity for people to have sparkling crap stains.

]]> By: Erswi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/robert-pattinson-panties#comment-227226 Erswi Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:06:47 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20533#comment-227226 Fuck me for missing a <i>sparkling</i> opportunity. <b>Polio.</b> Fuck me for missing a sparkling opportunity.

Polio.

]]> By: Jirish http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/robert-pattinson-panties#comment-227218 Jirish Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:49:26 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20533#comment-227218 Also, if these were under for guys, Pattinson would go from sparkly white vampire to Puerto Rican baseball player in a short amount of time. Also, if these were under for guys, Pattinson would go from sparkly white vampire to Puerto Rican baseball player in a short amount of time.

]]> By: Jirish http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/robert-pattinson-panties#comment-227215 Jirish Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:42:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20533#comment-227215 Erswi, I was walking to class across campus and got shit on by a bird when I walked under a tree. No joke. Just one of those days I guess. The bird apparently liked berries and it was right on the front of my hair. Erswi, I was walking to class across campus and got shit on by a bird when I walked under a tree. No joke. Just one of those days I guess.

The bird apparently liked berries and it was right on the front of my hair.

]]> By: Erswi http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/robert-pattinson-panties#comment-227211 Erswi Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:30:30 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20533#comment-227211 My day has sucked so f'n much this doesn't even garner a grim chuckle today. F. M. L. My day has sucked so f’n much this doesn’t even garner a grim chuckle today.

F.
M.
L.

]]> By: Vince Mancini http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/robert-pattinson-panties#comment-227207 Vince Mancini Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:16:50 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20533#comment-227207 I dunno, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I dunno, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/robert-pattinson-panties#comment-227206 ChinoMoreno Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:11:19 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20533#comment-227206 These panties are wet before you can even pull them up. Edward cries whenever he sees a pussy coming at him. These panties are wet before you can even pull them up. Edward cries whenever he sees a pussy coming at him.

]]> By: Moose http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/robert-pattinson-panties#comment-227205 Moose Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:08:19 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20533#comment-227205 The hirsute Twihard who owns these panties gives Edward some really wicked sideburns. The hirsute Twihard who owns these panties gives Edward some really wicked sideburns.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/robert-pattinson-panties#comment-227204 ChinoMoreno Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:06:22 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20533#comment-227204 Roman Polanski would like to see a diaper version of this. Roman Polanski would like to see a diaper version of this.

]]> By: Moose http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/robert-pattinson-panties#comment-227203 Moose Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:05:02 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=20533#comment-227203 The only sizes this comes in are so large that the headshot on the crotch is actually life-sized. The only sizes this comes in are so large that the headshot on the crotch is actually life-sized.

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