10.30.09 GET YOUR SPARKLING VAMPIRE PANTIES

They’re actually meant to be worn inside out so the gay guys that the twihards hang out with can make out with Edward and get them off at the same time.

Introducing the only underwear harder to get into than a wet speedo.

That is the closest Edward’s mouth will ever get to a vagina.

They should have made this a thong since Ed likes it up the butt.

He has his mouth closed because he hates it when the string tickles his tongue.

Louis and Gilbert came across a pair of these during their panty raid of the Pi house and stopped long enough to call the girl a fucking nerd.

They should make briefs version so a cock can be coming out of Edward’s mouth for a change.

I have a pair of the werewolf underoos with skid marks from scooting my butt across the carpet.

GUy’cha! Scanners detect that if you zoom in close enough to that banner pic, you can actually make out the quarter they used for size comparison!

This Edward gives into temptation about once a month.

This is the grown-up version of Wooly Willy for girls who don’t shave.

Know how you can tell those are fresh out of the package?

No cat hair on them yet!

There should be a pair with Edward in bat form. Once a month, those wings would come in handy.

Vince, I’m trying to change my av….help a sister out?

We’ll see how tough Cullen looks after he’s all stretched out and has canned chili spilt all over him.

Chino-The Mighty One has been trying for months to get a new avatar. Lince is a fucking idiot.

I guess his name is Robert Panties-son

…no, I can show myself out ::closes door::

In vampire baseball, you think you’re rounding third base and heading for home until you see these and realize you’ve struck out.

Hope Edward likes cheese.

*scratches crotch*

When a Klingon cannot bring himself to Photoshop a picture of underwear, it must be indeed truly vile.

I approved your av picture, trying clearing your cache.

Added pamjacobs12: “Yeah, so, like, me and Rob – or Bobby as I sometimes call him – we’re cool, you know? We share a vibe. I mean, I’ve never met him or anything, but I just feel like if we did meet, he’d totally be like, You get me.”

Hey Edward Twilight underoos? I DIP MY BALLS IN EM!!!!!!

I thought Rob didn’t like to kiss on the lips.

Meanwhile Vinnie has cleared his own cache twice since breakfast.

Oh Robert Pattinson, you cunning linguist, you.

*ducks thrown shoe*

Edward has cottonmouth.

What the shit, V? Cleared my cache. boooo

Ya know if a chick is wearin these and your datin her your never gonna see them anyways cause she’s holding out for marriage they might as well print his face on a chastity belt

The only sizes this comes in are so large that the headshot on the crotch is actually life-sized.

Roman Polanski would like to see a diaper version of this.

The hirsute Twihard who owns these panties gives Edward some really wicked sideburns.

These panties are wet before you can even pull them up. Edward cries whenever he sees a pussy coming at him.

I dunno, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.

My day has sucked so f’n much this doesn’t even garner a grim chuckle today.

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Erswi, I was walking to class across campus and got shit on by a bird when I walked under a tree. No joke. Just one of those days I guess.

The bird apparently liked berries and it was right on the front of my hair.

Also, if these were under for guys, Pattinson would go from sparkly white vampire to Puerto Rican baseball player in a short amount of time.

Fuck me for missing a sparkling opportunity.

Polio.

Finally, an opportunity for people to have sparkling crap stains.