10.30.09 GET YOUR SPARKLING VAMPIRE PANTIES
BestWeekEver calls them briefs, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say these Robert Pattinson underpants were actually meant for girls, which would make them panties (which is a very sexy word… panties). Sure, they aren’t a very hip or sexy cut as far as ladies’ underwear goes, but let’s be honest, if you’re wearing abstinent vampire panties, the only one who’s gonna see them is your cats. And it’s not like you have to worry about visible panty lines when you’re wearing B.U.M. sweatpants. Oh, and in addition to having Edward Cullen’s face on your crotch, they put his mouth right where your V crust or snail trails or whatever girls have down there coagulates. It’ll be the first time Edward Cullen has ever helped make panties dry. Haha, good one, Jay.
First person to make a joke about drinking period blood gets thrown up on.
Here’s what the Twihards had to say about them:
valda64 said…
and I agree with you, they have crossed every line of decency and respect!pamjacobs12 said…
Of course the panties are a joke - but that doesn’t make them funny! I doubt if Summit or Stephenie Meyers will think they’re funny either. I won’t get offended for Rob, because I don’t know him. But I find them gross and a totally inapropriate use of his photo and signature.
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There are 40 comments about:
GET YOUR SPARKLING VAMPIRE PANTIES
They’re actually meant to be worn inside out so the gay guys that the twihards hang out with can make out with Edward and get them off at the same time.
Introducing the only underwear harder to get into than a wet speedo.
That is the closest Edward’s mouth will ever get to a vagina.
They should have made this a thong since Ed likes it up the butt.
He has his mouth closed because he hates it when the string tickles his tongue.
Louis and Gilbert came across a pair of these during their panty raid of the Pi house and stopped long enough to call the girl a fucking nerd.
They should make briefs version so a cock can be coming out of Edward’s mouth for a change.
I have a pair of the werewolf underoos with skid marks from scooting my butt across the carpet.
GUy’cha! Scanners detect that if you zoom in close enough to that banner pic, you can actually make out the quarter they used for size comparison!
This Edward gives into temptation about once a month.
This is the grown-up version of Wooly Willy for girls who don’t shave.
Know how you can tell those are fresh out of the package?
No cat hair on them yet!
There should be a pair with Edward in bat form. Once a month, those wings would come in handy.
Vince, I’m trying to change my av….help a sister out?
We’ll see how tough Cullen looks after he’s all stretched out and has canned chili spilt all over him.
Chino-The Mighty One has been trying for months to get a new avatar. Lince is a fucking idiot.
I guess his name is Robert Panties-son
…no, I can show myself out ::closes door::
In vampire baseball, you think you’re rounding third base and heading for home until you see these and realize you’ve struck out.
Hope Edward likes cheese.
*scratches crotch*
When a Klingon cannot bring himself to Photoshop a picture of underwear, it must be indeed truly vile.
I approved your av picture, trying clearing your cache.
Added pamjacobs12: “Yeah, so, like, me and Rob - or Bobby as I sometimes call him - we’re cool, you know? We share a vibe. I mean, I’ve never met him or anything, but I just feel like if we did meet, he’d totally be like, You get me.”
Hey Edward Twilight underoos? I DIP MY BALLS IN EM!!!!!!
I thought Rob didn’t like to kiss on the lips.
Meanwhile Vinnie has cleared his own cache twice since breakfast.
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