The U.S. formally filed a request for Roman Polanski’s extradition today, and only a whole month after they requested his arrest. The Swiss authorities, who, to reiterate, arrested Polanski a month ago, will now be holding a hearing at an unspecified future date to decide whether to send him back to Los Angeles, even though, again, I’m just reiterating the facts here, him being wanted in Los Angeles was the entire reason they arrested him in the first place.
If extradition is approved, Polanski may appeal the decision to Switzerland’s top criminal court and, theoretically, to the Federal Supreme Court.
That means the could remain in a Swiss jail for months more of legal wrangling, even though legal experts say he has little chance of avoiding a return to the U.S. after 31 years as a fugitive.
The maximum sentence Polanski can receive in California is two years, the Justice Ministry said.
“In the American case, he declared himself guilty of having sexual relations with a minor,” spokesman Folco Galli told Europe-1 radio. “According to American law currently in force, the maximum penalty for the crime in question is two years in prison.”
Galli said the sentence couldn’t be longer because Polanski could only be punished for the crime that is the basis of his extradition. He didn’t say specifically whether Polanski was being pursued for fleeing justice in 1978, and Los Angeles authorities couldn’t immediately be reached for verification. [Variety]
Of course they couldn’t be reached. You probably have to fax them a formal request to be reached, then they schedule a hearing at an unspecified date on whether to approve that request, and after a few weeks of the lawyers playing XBox and eating Cheetos out of their briefcases, they decide whether to comment. This is just how the legal system works.


The Mighty Feklahr is sorry if He sounds like a fucking kiss ass chump, but you are slaying Him today, Lince. QAPLAH!
Polanski, come to Los Angeles brah, trust me, it’s cool. If you even register a .25 on the celebrity meter, we can’t do shit to you. Rape, murder, DUI, mattress tag removal: it’s all good here.
When reached for comment, the minor Polanski had sexual relations with said “He got off easy.” adding “Wait, he’s only getting two years?!?”.
See? Polanski knows the oldest trick in the book.
I dig having sex with miners.
Way to try to save face, Switzerland.
Yeah, we arrested him to extradite him back to the US, but now we see that some people are unhappy so we’re going to try to set the terms.
What the fuck are they going to do if they extradite him and then we charge him with fleeing justice? Fucking neutrals. They’re just so…. Neutral!
By the time those two years have passed, all the girls Polanski will have put in his mental checklist to fuck later when he gets out of jail will have gotten too old for him.
I’m sorry, but have you ever seen a 15-year old’s tits? They’re just so formed. It’s disgusting, really.
Polanski learned to put Skittles under that box the hard way. The first time he used Reese’s Pieces and ended up with some homesick uggo.
If authorities really want to punish Polanski, they should court-order his next girlfriend to install a drawbridge ladder on her bunk bed.
BANNER PIC: Mr. Polanski, you’re under arrest for raping the fuck out of those Earth tones, this fall season.
After his 15th arrest, Harvey Keitel decided to bring legal action against CrimeWatch facial recognition software.
Remind me, has kiddie rape become less fashionable over time, or was it drinking and driving ? I may have to find a new hobby.
As a former victim of Polanski’s sexual charm, I can tell you that it’s not his accent when he mentions wanting to stick “The Pianist” inside of you.
I think that drinking and driving is the worse offense. I mean, you can always call a cab. There really aren’t any alternatives when you feel like fucking a baby.
Wai wai wai waitafucking minute? Two years? Two measly years for drugging and forcibly sodomizing and irrevocably damaging a 13 yo child?
But Madoff gets life for fucking rich people out of their money?
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I need to go fucking kill somebody over this.
Capri UP!