Comments on: POLANSKI DENIED BAIL, AWARDED POLISH STAR

By: Ted Snopes

Ted Snopes — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:53:00 +0000

FACT. A “Polish Star” is when you try to standing 69 while facing away from each other.

By: Erswi

Erswi — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:26:51 +0000

Wow Spaz, wow. *

* not referring to your most recent comment

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:35:21 +0000

How many tubs of Van Polish did the last defermination suit cost him?

By: RoboPanda

RoboPanda — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:18:25 +0000

I’m sorry. What I meant to say was that the Polish Dalmation League would be protesting outside Brendon’s house. The Defamation League is going on a field trip to the firehouse.

By: RoboPanda

RoboPanda — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:52:54 +0000

If Vince keeps this up, the Polish Defamation League is going to protest outside Brendon’s house.

By: Kevin McCallister

Kevin McCallister — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:49:51 +0000

If Polanski was asked to do an Axe commercial it’d say “Double Rapits to Chesty”

By: spazmodic

spazmodic — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:15:58 +0000

Natasha: “Watch me go down this hill on one ski – no pole!”

Liam: “No! Pole AND ski! POLE AND SKI!!!”

By: gunsdntkilplpplpwhobecomeprzidentdo

gunsdntkilplpplpwhobecomeprzidentdo — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:09:29 +0000

We all know he’s a great filmmaker and a mediocre rapist of children, but how many of you knew that when Roman Polanski was a boy, he saved himself and other kids from the death camps by inventing the plastic imitation foreskin?

By: ChinoMoreno

ChinoMoreno — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:01:05 +0000

Roman Polanski not denied bale, guaranteed roll in the hay.

By: Kevin McCallister

Kevin McCallister — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:37:03 +0000

Good thing he didn’t try and fly out of the country or else he would have had some monstrous Roman charges