10.08.09 FRENCH POLANSKI ADVOCATE IS A MOLESTER
(”SERIOUSLY, I DON’T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY.”)
Just over a week ago, French Culture Minister Frederic Mitterrand said of Roman Polanski’s arrest, “In the same way that there is a generous America that we like, there is also a scary America that has just shown its face.” As it turns out, Mitterand would probably have preferred America show the face of a young Thai boy, so that he might rape it. I call this story “Dude, you’re not helping,” part 2:
The revelations in his 2005 autobiography “The Bad Life” have come back to haunt Mr Mitterrand. In his book, Mr Mitterrand, the nephew of the late Socialist president François Mitterrand, wrote [of his holiday in Thailand]: “I got into the habit of paying for boys…All these rituals of the market for youths, the slave market excite me enormously. One could judge this abominable spectacle from a moral standpoint but it pleases me beyond the reasonable.” [As opposed to reasonable excitement about the slave market...]
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“The profusion of very attractive and immediately available young boys puts me in a state of desire that I no longer need to hinder nor hide…as I know that I will not be refused.” [Telegraph]
That’s right, in France, you can have a government position even after publicly declaring your love of young Thai boys. It truly is the land of opportunity. Also, HE STILL HAS A JOB:
Mr. Mitterrand did not give the age of the boys described in his book. He has denied being a pedophile and said the term “boys” was used loosely [hehe -Ed.].
Earlier in the day, one of [French President Nicolas] Sarkozy’s most senior aides had already rallied to Mr. Mitterand’s support, highlighting the sense of alarm in the government.
“I don’t see why he can’t stay in the government, and I don’t see why we dredge up such a pathetic polemic after such a long time,” the aide, Henri Guaino, said of Mr. Mitterrand on France 2 television. “Is he on trial? Has he committed a crime?” [NY Times]
Um… yes? Anyway, if you’re keeping score at home, the coalition of groups defending Roman Polanski now includes Woody Allen, NAMBLA, O.J. Simpson, and the Society for the Appreciation of Pubescent Rapeslaves.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
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FRENCH POLANSKI ADVOCATE IS A MOLESTER
Beware kids, Frederic Mitterrand wants to put his “baguette” in your “bicycle basket”.
Sacré blew…some boys
“As long as he’s not a muslim…” said the entire French government.
“You owe me awe!”
Turns out this guy isn’t married because being thai-ed down means not getting thai-ed up.
The profusion of very attractive and immediately available young boys puts me in a state of desire that I no longer need to hinder nor hide
There’s a universal health care joke in there somewhere, but this raging case of syphillis won’t let me find it.
In Thailand, French kissing means sucking dick with tongue.
Hence the Thai tourism department’s tagline, “What Happens In Bangkok Is Take A Wild Fucking Guess”
Like their fries, the French eat their boys with mayonaisse.
Well, you can’t spell French Minister without scumbag degenerate pedophile. Wait…you CAN spell French Minister without it? Oh…you’re saying those aren’t necessarily letters but derogatory words? Oops. My bad.
Why would a powerful French Minister look for love from young boys you ask?
I present exhibit A: BANNER PIC
Asked by reporters if there was one thing he liked most about young Thai boys, Mitterand responded “Oui oui!”
They must have those Thai boys pretty well trained. If just one of them would have told this creep “No”, he would have hauled ass back to France and cowered in the corner.
Hey Donk here ya go:
In France the “pubic option” means your state-provided child prostitute doesn’t have to have hair down there yet
I was at a strip club this weekend when a 13-year old girl who had obviously been drugged staggered on stage and started dancing. The announcer called her Roman Poledanski.
She cleaned up in there.
JHC, the Thai word for no sounds like “destroy my butt” in French. Or so I hear… *runs away*
Donk, your basement doesn’t have a liquor license and therefore isn’t a true strip club. The fisher price microphone and speaker was a nice touch though.
Jirish, you’re not allowed in the
boilerchampagne room anymore.Sounds like Frederic got fingered.
Does that guy look like Gerald Ford and Billy Bob Thornton had a butt-baby to anybody else?
That’s fine, that’s fine. That place smells like chloroform anyway.
Add Sarah Jessica Parker for the teef and I’d completely agree DH. Or maybe Nixon.
Donk, I was thinking Fred Thompson and Jimmy Carter, but yours works as well.
I could see Fred Thompson, but I’ve never seen him smile, so it’s throwing off my perception.
He’s got a little bit of Mr Rogers in him, too.
…or, you know, vice versa.
“Appreciation of Pubescent Rapeslaves” is the safe word my 10 year old Thai boyfriend uses. Tha ballgag provides a challenge.
James: http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/polanski-advocate-turns-out-to-be-molester
me: better than Glenn Beck rapist?
James: Yes.
5:35 PM me: oh woooooooow
5:36 PM I mean, goodness. I understand that sexual politics is exciting, but goddamn. He is shameless. The French.
my brain imagined this spectacle, and then whitewashed it for me
5:37 PM I imagined him lining up little boys
and then to make myself feel better
I took the little boys out and replaced them with virile older teens
who then fucked him in the mouth. Everyone happy!
5:38 PM Like the MJ thing, it is not impossible that he uses the word boys like I use the term little boy/girl
James: Yeah, but I dont think is what happened. That guy has a Pedosmile, if ever there was one.
5:39 PM me: yes, is true. He looks like hes nodding in approval at the police line up of naked brown ten year olds that have just been trotted out for his amusement. Oh, I made myself sad!
I wonder if Mitterrand will ever Thai the knot.
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