Comments on: PIRATES 4 TO MAINTAIN TRADITION OF LAMENESS http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/pirates-4-to-maintain-tradition-of-lameness FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 06:44:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Mel_Gibsons_Beaver_Puppet http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/pirates-4-to-maintain-tradition-of-lameness#comment-223304 Mel_Gibsons_Beaver_Puppet Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:11:23 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19820#comment-223304 WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GO AFTER THE JEW GOLD? WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GO AFTER THE JEW GOLD?

]]> By: JHC http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/pirates-4-to-maintain-tradition-of-lameness#comment-223302 JHC Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:01:47 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19820#comment-223302 The dude with the skulled skull cap is most definitely a butt pirate. No straight man would put his hand on a woman's shoulder like that. Especially at a <del>gang bang</del> Halloween party. Everyone's liquored up and ripe for groping. The dude with the skulled skull cap is most definitely a butt pirate. No straight man would put his hand on a woman’s shoulder like that. Especially at a gang bang Halloween party. Everyone’s liquored up and ripe for groping.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/pirates-4-to-maintain-tradition-of-lameness#comment-223301 Crapbasket Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:01:05 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19820#comment-223301 Seems Mitterand has experience with youth fountains. Seems Mitterand has experience with youth fountains.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/pirates-4-to-maintain-tradition-of-lameness#comment-223300 Donkey Hodey Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:59:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19820#comment-223300 Somebody wake me when they make a Whalers on the Moon movie. Somebody wake me when they make a Whalers on the Moon movie.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/pirates-4-to-maintain-tradition-of-lameness#comment-223299 Crapbasket Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:57:46 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19820#comment-223299 Pirates of the Chesapeake are tired of getting no play. Pirates of the Chesapeake are tired of getting no play.

]]> By: Lester Hayes Mayes http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/pirates-4-to-maintain-tradition-of-lameness#comment-223298 Lester Hayes Mayes Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:55:31 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19820#comment-223298 I predict the following lame joke in the script: The dude with one eye will get into the fountain, and his eye will grow back via CGI (his bald friend will get a lush 'do and good teeth). Then later, during a fight, dude will lose his eye again in an amusing way. I predict the following lame joke in the script: The dude with one eye will get into the fountain, and his eye will grow back via CGI (his bald friend will get a lush ‘do and good teeth). Then later, during a fight, dude will lose his eye again in an amusing way.

]]> By: argentino http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/pirates-4-to-maintain-tradition-of-lameness#comment-223297 argentino Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:53:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19820#comment-223297 By the time you take your kids to Disneyland, they’re going to be very used by adults who felt their suits. By the time you take your kids to Disneyland, they’re going to be very used by adults who felt their suits.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/pirates-4-to-maintain-tradition-of-lameness#comment-223293 Donkey Hodey Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:40:38 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19820#comment-223293 By the time you take your kids to Disneyland, they're going to be very used to adults in felt suits. By the time you take your kids to Disneyland, they’re going to be very used to adults in felt suits.

]]> By: Crapbasket http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/pirates-4-to-maintain-tradition-of-lameness#comment-223292 Crapbasket Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:39:54 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19820#comment-223292 Ghost of Blackbeard says; This is bullshit. Ghost of Blackbeard says;
This is bullshit.

]]> By: DeFrank http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/pirates-4-to-maintain-tradition-of-lameness#comment-223291 DeFrank Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:39:38 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19820#comment-223291 Take the Irate out of Pirates and you are left with Ps, and I hate peas. Take the Irate out of Pirates and you are left with Ps, and I hate peas.

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