PARANORMAL ACTIVITY ORIGINAL ENDING
10.28.09I haven’t seen Paranormal Activity yet so I don’t know how spoilery this original ending is in terms of the version that’s playing in theaters right now. But I wouldn’t recommend watching the clip if you haven’t seen it yet. Or if you have literally anything better to do, anything at all. Even work. Seriously, the rest of the movie isn’t all like this, is it? At one point it’s just a stationary shot of a chick rocking back and forth for like four full minutes with nothing happening. If I wanted watch people rock themselves back and forth all day I’d teach public school in L.A. Zing. RopeofSilicon sez:
I will say this, watching it on a computer is extremely uneventful and not at all indicative of the theatrical experience. On top of that, this ending is nowhere near as effective as the one in theaters.
I’ve heard the new ending is so scary that if you watch it you will literally die.
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Wow, you’re riding that Polanski gag until you get thrown into a Swiss Prison, huh Vince?
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Great, now Filmdrunk is haunted.
Why did they shoot that lady? couldn’t they see she was white?
/serious
This is the worst film I have seen in a theater since anger management.
Me neither.
She could incorporate a Swiss ball into her exercise regime to really work her abs.
I had no urge to see this at all. But then again I don’t like these kind of movies.
I’d comment on how scary the new ending is, but I’m dead. Thank god I’m a 22 yr old man or else I’d be getting raped by Michael Jackson’s ghost. Now thats the Paranormal Activity sequel I’d like to see: Cameras in a pre-school after the children complain of being touched.
Oh and this video is pretty awesome if you grab the slider and hum the yakity sax song.
Paranormal Activity? I’d rather see a pair of normal fat-chick titties.
That first half of the video is what I imagine my reaction to getting my first period must be like.
Video’s been taken down. SpoooooOOOOOOOoooooky.
Hey, this movie IS haunted! He just got Rick-rolled!
My friend Clint broke his neck riding quads and is a paraplegic now. I miss the times when he was paranormal.
The rocking back and forth is aupairanormal activity after having sex with Jude Law.
When you have an itch that is too embarrassing to scratch, rocking back and forth is a perfectly perineurmal activity.
When Garfield went to adopt another kitten, he had apairanermal activity.
*I think I pulled something with that stretch
If you were gathered in a drawing room along with several other suspects in a murder, whilst a Belgian detective shares his deductions, you would be having a Poirot Hercule activity.
*think i’ve exceeded the Young’s modulus of this material.
If you filmed a documentary about Ryan Gosling’s everyday life it would be called a Caranormal Activity.
But seriously, the worst movie I’ve seen in the theater ever. I never thought something could be so boring, I would get motion sickness.
I got it, Chino.