OY VEY, THESE NAZIS ARE GAY!
10.22.09The concept of Broderskab (Brotherhood) is pretty straightforward: gay nazis. It may seem like a far fetched premise but it’s really not — after all, Hugo Boss designed the uniforms. The trailer is all in Danish, but the language of gay nazis is universal.
A a story about love and identity. Lars, 22, is drawn to the neo-Nazi scene, and to Jimmy. A love affair grows between them. Though gay love is not something to go unpunished in their circles, their love and erotic attraction are so strong that they continue their affair, even in the face of their fellow neo-Nazis’ condemnation. [QuietEarth]
I’d just like to once again bring up my idea for the improv sitcom about neo-Nazis, Curbstomp Your Enthusiasm. I think it’d be a great show, as long as no gay nazis are in the room.
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My player must be broken. I watched that whole thing and didn’t once see Peter Sarsgaard tonguing a dude.
Blitzback Mountain?
Gay neo-Nazis don’t tolerate gay Jews. Not in those shoes, mister.
They get sent to a special camp where the gates read “Arbeit Der Schwanz”.
Gay Nazis walk the caboose step.
I know a gay neo-Nazi who is currently dating his third Rich.
Neo Nazi is in love with Agent Smith.
Aren’t the groups were supposed to hate getting a just little too specific? Can’t we just go back to blacks?
Gay Nazis piloted Das Booty.
Gay Nazis “Nail Hitler!”
Gay Nazis smoke Poland eat butt.
Gay neo-Nazis wear white tank tops, but not after Labor Day.
“Seen Kyle?”
“Yeah, he’s hung like a horse!”
Joseph Goebbels dick.
Gay Nazis really enjoyed fighting in the Battle of the Bulge.
They’re bound to get tossed into a condemnation camp!
Dodgers = :*(
Gay neo-Nazis are called “Giveheads”.
Gay Nazi concentration camp guards usually died when their curiosity got the better of them after hearing about those group showers that the prisoners were taking.
Vass iss der idear wiss ze pikture uv Herr Cruise? I vass made to undershtand zere vood be NO gay Nazis.
Gay Nazis are always on Schindler’s Best Dressed List.
“Ve’re here, ve’re here, und ve’re going to schiza un ze chests.”
Vy am I not covered vis goo?
More like ßrüdërstab, ya?
Broderskab? More like Bonerstab!
Or queer, fuck I’m off today.
Kiss me, Crap.
Gay Nazis shave their heads. And their arms, legs, chest and back.
Gay Nazis got kicked out of Hitler’s guard because they kept saying they were part of the eth-eth.
When faced with condemnation by Neo-Nazis, y’know what ol’ Fek Burton does? Ol’ Fek Burton looks those Neo-Nazis in the eyes and gives them three snapsss in a “Z” formation!
Valqueery.
Gay Nazis were affectionately called Stukas because, much like the airplanes after which they were named, they were also fond of dive-bombings and making whistling noises that made people uncomfortable.
Gay Nazi: It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no black people standing here.
You could always find a gay Nazi pilot in a Messerschmidt, whether they were flying or not.
“Mein favorite Nazi vas Claus Von Stiffenberg.”
FML, I thought I had changed that from “black people” to “jews.” I deserve to get curb stomped by gay nazis for fucking that up. Though I guess Gay Nazis would rather put something else in my mouth than a curb.
finally, something to beat off to other than shindler’s list…
Gay Nazis were blamed for exascerbating the problems caused by the Allied bombing of Dresden.
[sidesteps Doc Martin dickstep]
Why üPÿåł Ðσűgęrąηşľγ? Experimenting with your inner gay nazi?
They weren’t gay until they “invaded” France.
Hitler was obviously gay, you’re going to tell me that mustached wasn’t for tickling another dude’s balls while 69er-stellunging?
Gay Nazis are less about racial intolerance as they are about facial tolerance.
Gay Nazis are making a comeback with the help of Ben Bailey.
Gay Nazis never flew missions over France for fear that their raids would be picked up on gaydar.
Gay Nazis were very disappointed with all the actual walking they had to do when they heard they were going to invade through the Black Forest.
When a gay Nazi tells you to get in the gas chamber, he is telling you to fuck him in the ass.
Gay Nazis have no idea what you were thinking with those chartreuse window treatments.
Consider Lars’ anus “Nazi occupied”.
OMG! noMo said “fuck”! [marks calendar]
Gay Nazis exfoliate with luffawaffa sponge.
Gay Nazis were more interested in finding Franks than Anne.
Some Gay Nazis wanted to see the broadway production of A Ziegfried Line, but decided to go around the block to that Belgian waffle house instead.
Gay Nazis sing Deutschland Uber Alles Face.
Reichstag Mountain?
Mein Own Private Dusseldorf?
Das Froot?
Achtung Baby was a well used gay Nazi pickup line directed at members of the Hitler Youth.
“The Road Warrior is the Gay Nazi movie event of the year!”
Pete Hammond (1982)
How do you know your at a Gay Nazi barbecue?
Your frankfurter is in Frank’s pooper.
What a bunch of fairyans.
Gay Nazis LOVE rumors!!!
Gay Nazis always get a colonic before anal, they hate cleaning up a Messashit.
Gay Nazis like to take a ride in the beHindenburg.
Gay Nazi #1: I luv de suit Hans! Who is it?
GN #2: Mach! I always wear Mach!
Looks like Tom Cruise can Nazi out of his left eye there.
Gay Nazis aren’t fond of Brownshirts, because they’re just not an Autumn.
No how to tell if a Nazi is Gay?
If his dick gets hard when he cleans out the showers.
Oh no, mein Fuhrer’s a homo
Gay Nazis make Jews wear the Rainbow Feather Boa of David
Jews made the Gay Nazis feel inadequate because of the whole “showers vs. growers” thing.
Nazis want blonde hair and blue eyes. Gay Nazis are more than accepting of the brown eyes.
Young Gay Nazis played with Easy Bake Ovens.
Gay Nazis think The Night of the Long Knives was about a whole lotta fucking.
Gay Nazis liked to play Master race and servant.
Gay Nazis think the “final solution” includes amyl nitrate in the recipe.
OMG! Crap just said fuck! Quit copying me!
Broke-reich Mountin’.
Gay Nazi’s do not like being called “Sauerkrauts”
Gay neo Nazis wear pink suspenders.
Vince, you are going to so own the top Google spot for gay nazi searching by tomorrow. I’m sure that will be a valuable demographic for Uproxx.
Sorry, I’m a trend whore like that.
I like to call Gay Neo-Nazis “foreskinheads”.
FilmDrunk – Movie news for gay Neo-Nazis
Sieg Hei thailor!
Gay Neo-Nazis hate midgets. “Height Power! Height Power!” They yell manacingly.
Panzer?
I hardly have an attraction towards her!
See, manacingly is how gay neo nazis say it so…
Gay Nazis were turned off by Axis Body Spray.
Neo Nazi #1: Tell me Claus, have you Dunkirk?
NN#2: Ya, he evacuated all over da place.
Gay Nazi prison guards were only successful in finding the exit tunnels.
Every Gay Nazi party is a ReichStag party.
When they are children, Gay Nazis play with Klaus Barbie dolls.
Gay Nazis favorite actor is Weimar Valderrama.
Beat me to it GPP.
Gay Neo-Nazi parties are real Bratwurst fests.
When Gay Nazis met with their Axis buddies they liked to have their Nips pierced.
Gay Nazis always call each other hun.
Gay Nazis love autobahn head.
When Gay Nazis use a ball gag, they call it ‘hushin the Prussian”.
Romper Stomper 2: Electric Boogaloo
Gay Nazis love it when you take a feather and give them a good Baltic.
Gay Nazis may think it’s just a Broder Scab, but it’s probably Kaposi’s sarcoma. ;-(
Gay Nazis’ favorite rock band is Rammsteve.
How can you tell a Gay Nazi who’s not in uniform…Schindler’s lisp.
I think a gay nazi skull-fucked tom cruise.
Gray Nazis are in Schindler’s List.
Gay Nazis not only eat kraut, but let Krauts eat them.
Gay Nazis will only eat the Veisswurst.
Let’s see how many fellow Oktoberfest lovers we have out there.
Erswi – With head cheese, perhaps?
Veissdurst?
Hitler? Don’t hardly know h…
[A pack of Brownshirts kick in Crappys door, abscond with his person, smear his naked body with bacon grease, and toss him dick first into a pit filled with starving Rottweilers]
Geez DNA, you’re milking this post like it’s a gay neo-nazi cock.
Gay Neo_Nazis have swashticker collections.
There hasn’t been this much Gay Milk-ing since Sean Penn died.
/wish
Off topic but still awesome: peep these new navy warships!
http://tinyurl.com/ygzdgea
(no rickroll this time, promise)
Gay Nazis’ fingers smell like poo.
Gay Neo-Nazis call themselve Neeto-Nazis.
Cuz they’re anal, you see.
Calm down Fek, this is no place for warship worship.
The porn version will be called Mein Cumf.
Litoral sounds exciting.
Neo-Nazis pit stomp like this… Gay Neo-Nazis be pit stomping like this…
They’re not Gay Neo-natal Nazis, it’s learned.
Looks like Lars should have stuck with a Real Girl.
I was raped by a Gay Neo-Nazi once. I’ll never wiedersehen.
New up, no gays!
Schwanztickla > Swastika.
I hope you have a premise for your show and not just a clever title, Vince. Look what’s happened to “Hank”…
Is the protagonist of Curbstomp a neurotic self-hating Jew-hater who happens to be irresistibly endearing to everyone he encounters? I’d watch that.
In our latest episode of “Feklahr Thinks of the Joke He Wishes He Would Have Told Whilst Hungover and Draped On the Toilet the Next Morning”, we have:
Broderskab’s soundtrack will feature an Anal Cunt remix named, “I Just Saw the Gayest Neo-Nazis On Earth!”
Sprechen sie dick?