10.22.09 OY VEY, THESE NAZIS ARE GAY!

My player must be broken. I watched that whole thing and didn’t once see Peter Sarsgaard tonguing a dude.

Blitzback Mountain?

Gay neo-Nazis don’t tolerate gay Jews. Not in those shoes, mister.

They get sent to a special camp where the gates read “Arbeit Der Schwanz”.

Gay Nazis walk the caboose step.

I know a gay neo-Nazi who is currently dating his third Rich.

Neo Nazi is in love with Agent Smith.

Aren’t the groups were supposed to hate getting a just little too specific? Can’t we just go back to blacks?

Gay Nazis piloted Das Booty.

Gay Nazis “Nail Hitler!”

Gay Nazis smoke Poland eat butt.

Gay neo-Nazis wear white tank tops, but not after Labor Day.

Joseph Goebbels dick.

“Seen Kyle?”

“Yeah, he’s hung like a horse!”

Gay Nazis really enjoyed fighting in the Battle of the Bulge.

They’re bound to get tossed into a condemnation camp!

Dodgers = :*(

Gay neo-Nazis are called “Giveheads”.

Gay Nazi concentration camp guards usually died when their curiosity got the better of them after hearing about those group showers that the prisoners were taking.

Vass iss der idear wiss ze pikture uv Herr Cruise? I vass made to undershtand zere vood be NO gay Nazis.

Gay Nazis are always on Schindler’s Best Dressed List.

“Ve’re here, ve’re here, und ve’re going to schiza un ze chests.”

Vy am I not covered vis goo?

More like ßrüdërstab, ya?

Broderskab? More like Bonerstab!

Or queer, fuck I’m off today.

Kiss me, Crap.

Gay Nazis shave their heads. And their arms, legs, chest and back.

Gay Nazis got kicked out of Hitler’s guard because they kept saying they were part of the eth-eth.

When faced with condemnation by Neo-Nazis, y’know what ol’ Fek Burton does? Ol’ Fek Burton looks those Neo-Nazis in the eyes and gives them three snapsss in a “Z” formation!

Valqueery.

Gay Nazis were affectionately called Stukas because, much like the airplanes after which they were named, they were also fond of dive-bombings and making whistling noises that made people uncomfortable.

Gay Nazi: It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no black people standing here.

You could always find a gay Nazi pilot in a Messerschmidt, whether they were flying or not.

“Mein favorite Nazi vas Claus Von Stiffenberg.”

FML, I thought I had changed that from “black people” to “jews.” I deserve to get curb stomped by gay nazis for fucking that up. Though I guess Gay Nazis would rather put something else in my mouth than a curb.

finally, something to beat off to other than shindler’s list…

Gay Nazis were blamed for exascerbating the problems caused by the Allied bombing of Dresden.

[sidesteps Doc Martin dickstep]
Why üPÿåł Ðσűgęrąηşľγ? Experimenting with your inner gay nazi?

They weren’t gay until they “invaded” France.

Hitler was obviously gay, you’re going to tell me that mustached wasn’t for tickling another dude’s balls while 69er-stellunging?

Gay Nazis are less about racial intolerance as they are about facial tolerance.

Gay Nazis are making a comeback with the help of Ben Bailey.

Gay Nazis never flew missions over France for fear that their raids would be picked up on gaydar.

Gay Nazis were very disappointed with all the actual walking they had to do when they heard they were going to invade through the Black Forest.

When a gay Nazi tells you to get in the gas chamber, he is telling you to fuck him in the ass.

Gay Nazis have no idea what you were thinking with those chartreuse window treatments.

Consider Lars’ anus “Nazi occupied”.

OMG! noMo said “fuck”! [marks calendar]

Gay Nazis exfoliate with luffawaffa sponge.

Gay Nazis were more interested in finding Franks than Anne.

Some Gay Nazis wanted to see the broadway production of A Ziegfried Line, but decided to go around the block to that Belgian waffle house instead.