OY VEY MY SON IS GAY
10.21.09This is the trailer for Oy Vey! My Son is Gay! and with two exclamation points in the title, it has to be good. I also like how they communicate the entire premise in the title and tell the entire story in the trailer. Also — and this was bugging me the whole time I watched this — when did Nia Vardalos become a gay Jewish man?
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FUCK. THIS. SHIT.
Anybody have the number for Hamas?
You know how I know you’re gay? You saw this movie.
This movie needs more Luis Guzmán and less horrid cliches.
It’s the holocaust of comedy.
More like “Oh Fuck, My Movie Sucks”. Amirite?
I breathlessly await the sequel, Oy gevalt! It’s my mother’s fault!
BruceVilanchInAYarmulke was my 2nd choice for a screen-name here.
Dradle, dradle, dradle, I made you out of gay.
ARE YOU LISTENING, MOM? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!
Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay!
I can lay by the bay or eat some hay. I just may. What do you say?
This title barely beat out Shabot Shalom, My Son’s Hom.
A Hom, whatever you goyum get it.
I’d prefer the musical: Papa I’m a Queer, See?
Is it too racist to say that I’d think it’s hard being a gay Jew? I mean, with a nose like that, how would you ever get a dick in your mouth without your nose hitting the stomach?
“Well son, if you’re going to be gay, at least find yourself a gay Jewish doctor to be gay with.”
Fucking Goldberg diggers…
This title barely beat out Mazel Tov, My Son’s the Glove.
One eighth of a second of Bruce Vilanch is one eighth too much.
Well, it’s better than the film about the gay muslim boy who tells his parents that he’s fallen in love with a white American guy.
Ram-a-Dan, coming to a soon-to-be-firebombed theater near you.
The Bear Jew takes on a whole new meaning.
Gay Jews bargain a 69 down to a 23.
It’s okay if he likes weiners as long as they’re Hebrew National.
Alternate title: Let’s Kibbitz! My Son Sucks Mens’ Bits!
“Dad I’m gay”
“Oy. Well which gay are you?”
“I don’t understand”
“Well, are you the pitcher or the Kosher?”
WHACKETY SCHMACKETY JEW!
Rosh Hashanna ! My Boy Can Throat a Banana ?
If there isn’t a throwaway line about the son liking matzah balls I will die of shock.
His mother blames herself really. She claims she should have known there was something up when he said he hated the smell of lox and bagels.
“Now I know. And now you know. And when you know, everybody know”
This was one of the last rejected catchphrase enders for those GI Joe PSAs…right after “I know you know, so what the fuck?”
I must kvetch! He likes to catch!
The surprise twist is that he’s just rabbisexual.
Oy Vey is Mir, My Son’s a Queer?
So he prefers the dicksa over the shixa…
Pass the Manischewitz, My Son Hates Tits
I hope they met at camp. I liebe a good shower scene.
Homosexual Jews share more showers than Holocaust Jews.
Somebody better get some Arcade Fire on this trailer ASAP!
Diddler on the Roof?
Ich liebe dich. Really, he does.
this movie needs more bronson pinchot
What the fuck was that and why was Jabba the Hut playing a Rabbi?
How does he like to be shtooped his first time? Yently.
Eh, gay Jews, if you can’t skeet ‘em, goyim.
“Is the your cum or Mein Kampf?”
OH Vey, my son is gay,big ol gay, very gay, Oy vey my son is really gay….(If you sing it to “ding dong the witch is dead”, its kind of funny.Or, I am insane)
What do you call somebody who hates gay Jews?
Anti-sodomitic?
It looks like a Logo movie of the week
This is fakakta! My son’s anus has been blocked-a!
Q: What do you call somebody who hates gay Jews?
A: Donkey Hodey
He sure as shit doesn’t fuck and blow on Shabbos.
Q: What do you call somebody who hates gay Jews?
A: Dad?
You Can Mess With The Zohan’s Anus
I know Jews are supposed to be self loathing and constant worriers but I don’t see enough strength in the premise of one being happy as enough to carry an entire movie.
[crosses arms, noMo whispers in Crappy's ear]
Ooooohhhhh…
Oy vey! I’m poorly portrayed!
Lox, Cocks, and Jews Smoking Bear Poles
Jew up!
enough with the bromance
Is the glass smash the Jewish record scratch?
Thanks but it would appear MIttyMoo did it in ’07, only more from Long Island than from Queens (Hi-Oh)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeahDax24Dg&feature=player_profilepage