10.22.09 GOOD SIR CAGE GOES MEDIEVAL
This is the first teaser trailer for Season of the Witch, from Gone in 60 Seconds director Dominic Sena, starring Nic Cage and Ron Perlman — that is, a guy whose face looks like a mask and a guy who’s usually wearing one, ha ch-cha cha cha.
14th-century knights transport a suspected witch to a monastery, where monks deduce her powers could be the source of the Black Plague.
I have to say, this trailer is a complete failure. It chooses to focus solely on the spooky-Halloween-movie angle while ignoring the one aspect, which, above all else, is really going to sell this flick: Nic Cage on a horse, motherf-cker! POW!
The Nic Cage movie checklist:
- Awesome hair
- Shouting
- ???
- Profit
Also, if Nic Cage wasn’t in this picture, I’d be convinced these people were LARPing. In fact, I’m still not convinced they arent.
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GOOD SIR CAGE GOES MEDIEVAL
When Nic Cage LARPs, he becomes unstoppable after invoking the ‘Forehead of Might’
The head, cut off the head.
Sounds like someone has forehead envy.
Is Nic Cage and Cuba Gooding Jr. competing for the “Oscar Winner Whose Movies Have Sucked Balls Ever Since” championship title?
Horse to Nic: Why the long face?
I am really excited about this, I haven’t seen nic cage and that horse together since Honeymoon in Vegas.
What’s the verdict? Does this movie going to be good enough to deserve a decal on the side of his trailer??
holy english fail
The black guy in that pic is supposed to be Martin Lawrence’s character from Black Knight.
Ron: So who’s my costar?
Agent: Um…heh…Nic Cage.
Ron: …Ohhh Crap.
(Dorky Hellboy Joke complete)
Cage: “I told you guys that if you’re going to bring Jamal he has to play a serf. There was no such thing as a black king!”
“Elven Empress Jeanine, stop eating Cheetos! You’re supposed to be behind the invisible magic bars of Mage Kevin’s fortress.”
Those LARPers desperately need to find a new hellhound.
“Who let Puckers out of the house? He’ll attack the mailman… er, I mean dwarven messenger.”
“Halloween is for amateurs” is moviespeak for “we couldn’t pull this production off in time”.
HI HOZ SLVER! AWAY TWO BROTOX CLINIK!
Judging by Cage’s recent films, I’m not sure that he wouldn’t show up to some LARP fest. It might be a good acting exercise for him.
This was originally going to be a documentary about Cage going to a Ren. Fair but at the last minute they decided to get an orchestra and release it as a feature.
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Dakota Fanning just wants to go home
The universe will not be at peace until Nic Cage is cast as the Klingon villain in the next Star Trek movie.
Is that Kathleen Turner’s dog in the bottom picture?
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Ryan Gosling and his Staff of Infinite Pleasure are looking at you, girl
White people play stickball like this…
I am already planning my triumphant YouTube mash-up of Nic Cage in this movie, battle scenes between Vikings and bearskin-clad Neanderthals in “The 13th Warrior,” and Nic Cage in a bear suit punching chicks.
That guy between Perlman and Cage is wearing a Robin Hoodie.
If they ever remake Willow then I demand Nic Cage play the part of General Kael. He wouldn’t even have to wear the skeleton mask
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