Terry Gilliam’s The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus opens on Christmas Day, which is fitting since its star Heath Ledger now lives in an enchanted castle with Jesus. I’m honestly not sure if this is even a new trailer because it seems like I’ve already posted 10 of these and the opening’s still a few months away. It’s received mostly mixed reviews in its festival screenings, but I’ve always tended to like Terry Gilliam movies more than the critical consensus — rare for a prick like me. And you can tell this one’s going to be really impressive because the epic opera gasp choir gets quite the workout. I’d like to borrow them as my personal background music. They could build to a crescendo right when I took my pants off, that way it’d really drive home the point that when the girl sees my weiner, she’s witnessing something miraculous, like the birth of a unicorn.
Also: does anyone else think it’s a big tease to have one of the big lines in the trailer be “Nothing is permanent, not even death.”? It makes you expect the screen to lift up and there’s Heath Ledger on the stage, riding a white pony and holding sparklers in both hands. They should look into that. I mean talk about a publicity stunt.


Also rare for a prick like you? The leather used to make your IROC’s seats.
Not sure about this one, it has it’s uppers and downers.
Surprise ending: he lives at the end.
If I’m going to be depressed about a guy dying on a Christian Holiday, I’ll watch ‘Ghost’ on Easter.
When I go to hell, I’ll be severely disappointed if Tom Waits isn’t the devil.
I don’t know about birthing, but there have been times after eating too many peanuts that I would have sworn I was trying to shit a Unicorn.
I want a choir belting out epic opera gasps while I jack off just so I don’t hear myself wheezing.
Heath Bars are white and scored into 3 sections.
Heath shouldn’t stop at this movie with the posthumous work. I say we dig him up and remake “Weekend at Bernie’s”.
This is the UK trailer that I’ve already watched a hundred times trying to figure out how they made Jude Law, Johnny Depp, and Colin Ferrell look so much like Heath Ledger its sort of creepy.
Also, if you don’t like at least one Gilliam flick you have no fucking soul and need to go die in a car fire.
I heard Rooster is trading in his movie van for a theatrical trailer.
The soundtrack to my life is an instrumental Fuck Wit Dre Day.
-Heath Ledger is to appear in the sequel to the film “Brokeback Mountain”. It will be called “Brokeback Cemetery” and will focus on the lives of 2 gay necrophiliacs.