10.14.09 NEW BEHIND THE SCENES IRON MAN 2 VIDEO
This is a new behind-the-scenes featurette from the set of Iron Man 2. The first 45 seconds are in French (the boom mic guy can’t keep his equipment out of the shot, but if they fire him they still have to pay his salary for three months, so it looks like they’re stuck with him, c’est la vie), but the rest the interviews are in English. Although the nerds who control the internet demand I post anything Iron Man-related immediately, I don’t really find these ‘making-of’ videos all that interesting. To me, making movies is kind of like making sausage. I don’t want to see what goes into making the sausage, I just want to cook it up and eat it out of a homeless woman’s vagina. I guess I’m old fashioned like that.
[via ComingSoon]
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NEW BEHIND THE SCENES IRON MAN 2 VIDEO
Bah, so does Iron Man ever get around to fixing the cable, or what?
*sells house, buys sausage, sits under bridge, waits*
Is Mickey Rourke’s parrot an urban legend? That’s 2 clips featuring the great man today, but no fucking parrot. I demand parrot.
Chino, you have been on a rampage today. Been a while for you, too? It’s ok, He gets over heavy duty cases of “sex-drought-itis” by speaking in third person and acting like a Klingon.
French Iron Man is equipped with high-powered white flags.
I’m so lonely.
No, no, it would be, “Dor sho gha, She is so lonely!”
And maybe a Klingon frownie. }}:>(
I want to kick French Iron Man in the oui-oui.
Qaplah! Anal eggs!
I like “making-of” videos if it’s the making of queefs.
I movies are like sausages, the Brett Ratners are the bratwurst.
*then Brett Ratner’s
Tony Jaa movies are kielbasa.
Roman Polanski’s polish sausage is rated PG-13.
(The PG stands for Pounding Girls)
Clint Eastwood movies are more like beef jerky. They can be dry as hell and hard to swallow, but it’s fucking enjoyable.
Fuck, I want a do-over.
If movies are like sausage, then Uwe Boll makes the wurst.
Michael Bay movies are like Ball Park franks. They blow up when you cook them.
Mel Gibson movies are the anti Hebrew National hot dogs.
*stares at boobs in banner ad*
I accidentally bought those Hebrew hot dogs once and they are like the most delicious food ever.
In fact, I am convinced they put Jew stuff all over it so non-jews can never taste its deliciousness.
She sure could go for a weiner right about now }}:>(
I could sure use a spaghetti western to go along with my sausage movie.
Chino’s here and this place is still a sausage fest.
Wanna have a sword fight?
If Donk’s PG-13 comment isn’t nommed yet so I can second it you fuckers are seriously losing your sense of tastelessness. It’s like I don’t even know you.
There you go, buddy.
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