10.23.09 NEW AVATAR PICS AND BOOTLEG TRAILER
The newest Avatar trailer hit theaters last night and now I have a copy of it because I’m a powerful sorcerer. It’s not the first trailer, obviously, but it gives you a much greater sense of what the plot of the movie will be — the short version is: something something something, PTERODACTYLS VS. HELICOPTERS! Slightly less short version: Sam Worthington and the other soldiers have to go to Pandora and kill all the dirty savages there so the government can have their diamonds. Then, maybe in a hundred years or so, the Na’avi will be allowed to drink a lot and own casinos. C’est la vie.
Also, I kinda wish the general’s speech at the beginning was more like, “Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Pandora. With the help of our guns, we will make Pandora show her box to us. Then we will pound Pandora’s box. We will pound her box mercilessly until she agrees to give up the sweet, sweet diamonds inside.” I say a version of that to all my dates while the music from Patton plays.
[video via JoBlo, pictures via Movieweb - more pictures available there]
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NEW AVATAR PICS AND BOOTLEG TRAILER
Mine all the diamonds out of Pandora’s Box until only the Hope Diamond remains?
And at which point will a Na’avi shedding a single tear become a stereotype for injustice?
Why am I interested in this movie again?
Oh gawd, the furries are gonna’ Rule 34 the shit out of this movie.
Does that mean that 200 years into the future of this story that the Na’avi will play temptation werewolves bent on luring an innocent white girl off the path of true sparkly happiness?
Just relax and let your mind go blank. Sage advice, Sigourney. Thank you very much.
So James basically took the plot for Pocahontas and out-Disney’d Disney by making them all blue furry cuddle kitties in 3D.
Wow.
FYI, no matter what you say about this movie, Lince, He will hate it.
Pandora’s Box is like Seattle.
It looks fantastic, but once you’re in it, you can’t get the fish smell off of you with Comet and a Brillo pad.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, J!
If you want to get into Pandora’s box, you may have to call in a licksmith.
That took much longer than I thought it would, Chino. I kid because I care and know that you can take it. And then some. At least that’s the rumor.
Sheese, and here I thought the Na’avi would have welcomed the humans as liberators.
Okay after watching this 4 times I’m convinced this is a mash up of The Smurfs and 1492.
If Pandora’s box is really like Seattle, at least it’s always wet.
If Pandora’s box is really like Seattle, it’s also super liberal.
I don’t know if that’s good or bad.
The Na’avi love them some fried pterodactyl.
If Pandora’s box is really like Seattle, Hope is heroin addicted scruffy guitar players
I think Crowchild is a pretty metal name. I’d name my Avatar Crowchild.
“Hey, Crowchild, how you feeling today man?”
“Pretty blue.”
“Awww, Crowchild, that’s fucking lame man.”
*air guitar*
If you strangle a Na’avi, do they turn white?
De Beer’s is stunned that somebody actually read their Corporate Quarterly Report.
On Pandora, the bottled water brand of choice is Iva’an.
The Na’avi are viewed as a threat to the humans because any human male knows how testy one can get with a case of blue balls.
*saunters off to corner and starts playing with paddleball*
Pandora beats LA. At least the Blue Mexicats speak English.
This make anyone else miss Snarf? That dude was awesome.
Does the carpet match the drapes? Michele Rodriguez wants to know if the blue is royal.
And just so we’re clear…this still looks more entertaining and better made
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb50GMmY5nk
Vid doesnt work …
Yep, that’s why it’s a bootleg. Fox is pulling them as fast as they can. Which is a smart alternative to, you know, MAKING YOUR FUCKING ADVERTISING AVAILABLE ONLINE.
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