
National Lampoon’s Vacation (the one where they go to Wally World) has already had three sequels, which in the mind of movie execs, makes it ripe for another.
New Line is developing a sequel of sorts to the 1983 comedy classic, with David Dobkin (Wedding Crashers, Fred Claus) attached to produce and possibly direct. New Line is meeting with writers to write the script but the take is already developed: the story focuses on Rusty Griswold, the son of Clark Griswold, the protagonist of the initial movies portrayed by Chevy Chase. The younger Griswold is now a father himself and takes his family on a road trip vacation. The characters would acknowledge that first trip, making the movie more of a sequel than a reboot.
The original “Vacation” is a Warner Bros. property but as soon as New Line became part of the studio, exec Sam Brown began sifting through the parent company’s titles to see what was available in terms of rights. He eventually found “Vacation,” a movie he has watched more than any other in his life, and brought it to New Line president Toby Emmerich and production president Richard Brener, who jumped at the possibilities.
They’d probably jump for a frozen herring too. This is the problem with the movie business in a nutshell: the execs are too stupid or lazy or cowardly to read new scripts (or to ask the opinion of people they pay to read scripts for them), and instead spend their time trying find out which movies they already made that they can make again. What is this, karaoke? Grow some balls, you pussies.
National Lampoon is not involved at this stage, as Warners controls the characters and the title.
New Line is taking meetings with writers this week, hoping to make a movie that skews more towards “Planes Trains and Automobiles” or “Little Miss Sunshine” than “RV” or “Are We There Yet?” [via THR]
i.e., they’re hoping for a script that leans more towards “not sh’tty.” Good plan.



*RoboPanda walks into pitch meeting*
It’s like Die Hard, in a wood-paneled station wagon!
(ten minutes later)
*RoboPanda rolling around in a pile of hundred dollar bills*
I use a Die Hard battery in my station wagon, too!
The only thing worse than this is essequemodeia’s blog.
Mark my fucking words. If this turd does eventually get pushed out of the colon of the movie industry that is New Line, there will be a scene in which Rusty is following an SUV at night. The SUV will have an overhead DVD player showing a porn and hilarity will ensue as he tries to quietly jerk off while the wife and kiddies are sleeping.
Cause they haven’t already remade this in recent years with Robin Williams and Ice Cube (respectively)
“The only thing worse than this is essequemodeia’s blog.”
How did you even find it? It’s so hard to spell I can’t even cut and paste it correctly.
as soon as New Line became part of the studio, exec Sam Brown began sifting through the parent company’s titles to see what was available
AS SOON AS. Jesus Christ! You didn’t even THINK to attempt something original first, you just go straight for the retread. Fuck you. That movie is perfect, don’t fuck with it. Where else is this work ethic not only tolerated, but rewarded?
New Line won’t release it, but there’s already a checklist of driving stereotypes they want in this movie:
City drivers are impatient rage-a-holics.
Country drivers will all be in minivans, lifted trucks, or tractors, they will wave at everybody on the road.
Black drivers will have tinted windows and very loud stereos.
Mexican drivers (type 1) will be hauling 15 of their closest family members in the back of their trucks.
Mexican drivers (type 2) will drive low-riders with chain steering wheels that play ‘La Cucaracha’ when they honk the horn.
Asian drivers are very slow and change lanes erratically.
At least one woman driver will be putting on makeup on the highway.
At least one Italian in a Camaro.
At least one nerdy white guy in a Prius listening to Wham! or other embarrassing 80s band.
Last time I went on an extreme vacation, I ended up in a Swiss jail. Traveling sucks.
You know Toby is a stupid name when you have to whip a grown man into accepting it.
Vacation without the Lampoon?
But lampoon is why I love lamp!
That’s weird…last time I was in Swiss jail some guy named Dieter kept trying to give me a Rusty Griswold.
Unfortunately Beverly D’Angelo is more manly looking now than Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid combined.
If they’re trying to avoid comparisons to “RV” and “Are We There Yet?”, I assume they will have a cast bereft of black people and Zach Galafianakis.
You’re all gone, aren’t you?
….fuck
Sorry Pete. FMWednesday.