10.23.09 MICHAEL JACKSON… IN 4-D! OOH WHA-A AA-AH!
The people behind the Michael Jackson movie This is It have always maintained that the movie would only have an oh-so-classy limited run of two weeks. And if you believed that, punch yourself in the face for being a dipsh-t. Turns out, before he died they re-recorded videos for “Thriller”, “Man in the Mirror”, and “Earth Song”, and of course you’ll be able to see those. IN 3-D! And possibly… 4-D! That’s a lot of D!
The intention was to use the new videos as transitions into the performed versions of the songs, transitions that are a long way from the original. Choreographer/associate producer Travis Payne promises that the new “Thriller” is nothing like the boy on the date with the girl, while at the same time, “We didn’t touch what we considered the sacred inside of it.”
And while the new version of “Thriller” and the other songs will be screened with This Is It in plain old 3D next week, that’s not how they were intended to be seen, and that might not be the last we see of them either.
Ortega also revealed that there may be a 3D re-release of Michael Jackson’s This Is it later on, including the revamped music videos that were originally to be broadcast during the concerts in 3D. But that’s not nearly as elaborate as how the videos were originally intended to be shown. The plan was to have the audience members don 3D glasses in the middle of the concert, but it was going to be much more than just 3D screens in the corner. As Payne explained it to me, “We had 3D and also frontal elements and overhead elements that actually created a 4D environment that the audience was sitting in.” [CinemaBlend]
That’s right, they were sitting IN A TIME MACHINE! We could watch the extinction of the dinosaurs, the Big Bang, or the Kennedy assassination, BUT F-CK IT, LET’S GO TO A MICHAEL JACKSON CONCERT. Looks like I won’t be needing this anymore! (*lights Intro to Physics book on fire*)
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MICHAEL JACKSON… IN 4-D! OOH WHA-A AA-AH!
Later down the line there may be an opportunity for us to do some special 3D package
Jesus, that Rogets Homoerotic Thesaurus is getting a lot of use these days.
associate producer Travis Payne Payne promises that the new “Thriller” is nothing like the boy on the date with the girl, while at the same time, “We didn’t touch what we considered the sacred inside of it.”
In other words, they didn’t try to mask the fact that Michael Jackson is really fucking scary.
I went to that kiss show, they already did it.
I came when gene stuck out his tounge.
This Is It for humanity
“associate producer Travis Payne Payne promises that the new “Thriller” is nothing like the boy on the date with the girl”
its more like boy in a date with a man with just one glove
*tips 4D for MJ*
This is shIT. (its a silent but deadly shhhh)
“We didn’t touch what we considered the sacred inside of it.”
So instead of zombies, they went with werewolves and vampires?
That’s a lot of D!
*points to crotch*
People always told me, be careful whatcha dooo, don’t go around, changin’ future events….
This is a lot of D!
*points to boobs*
Jean Claude Van Damme is going to Beat It when he hears about Michael Jackson fucking around in time.
What. About. Tito?
Man, people haven’t had this much fun with a dead body since the Taiwanese police force made David Carradine’s ninja-related death look like a beat-off strangulation accident.
The black dude in me loves Michael Jackson. He keeps saying “Who’s Bad?” in my ear.
When you think about it redoing the Thriller video wouldn’t be difficult at all since MJ wouldn’t need zombie makeup
To be a complete nerd, the fourth dimension is time.
The Mighty One wonders what Elvis, Hendrix, Morrison, and Cobain thought when Michael Jackson showed up on the telescreen of their secret spaceship hideaway asking for sanctuary?
Ol’ Fekky can tell you what happened when MJ approached Grethor in a similar fashion, it went something like: PEW PEW PEW! GUY’CHA! PEW PEW PEW! VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BABOOM! BABOOM! QAPLAH!
I’ll go see This is It, as long as no gays touch the sacred inside of me there.
If you’re fortunate enough to attend the screening with Joe Jackson, pay special attention when he subtly removes his belt and attempts to whip the 3-D Michael.
MJ won’t even go near Biggie and Tupac’s remote tropical island if he knows what’s good for him
“We didn’t touch what we considered the sacred inside of it.”
Looks like those court cases might’ve actually taught them something.
Following the “This Is It” limited run, the Jackson’s have announced that they will rerelease the film as “This Was It” early next year, followed by “That This Was It Was This That” for the children.
Why would he want to go see Biggie and ‘Pac? They’re old. He’s going to hook up with Ryan White now that’s he’s clean.
Holy Fucking Rapeshit Qovlpathing Kahless on a Kracker!
We MUST do the following things:
1. Find the Filmdrunkard/ette that weighs as close to Kim Kardashian as possible.
2. Train them to be a bad ass.
3. Hustle our asses so we can win this auction slam dunk.
4. Have a massive orgy after the bloodsport.
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