10.14.09 MEGAN FOX STRIPS VICT BECKHAM OF UNDERWEAR
From EOnline:
Megan Fox replaces Victoria Beckham as the face body pick your body part of the 2010 Emporio Armani Underwear campaign. It’s the brand’s second spokesceleb turnover in as many weeks—footballer Cristiano Ronaldo succeeded David Beckham on the men’s side earlier this month.
Fox will also be taking center stage in a forthcoming Armani Jeans campaign, but we’re guessing those shots will be met with a little less enthusiasm. And saliva. The 23-year-old has already posed for the undoubtedly steamy shoot, with the black-and-white photos set to launch in both print ad and billboard form in January. According to Women’s Wear Daily, unlike the Beckhams’ campaign, the shots will all be solo endeavors—the David to her Victoria, Ronaldo, will not be posing alongside her in any of the ads.
I admit, that wasn’t that interesting. But credit where credit’s due, “Nearly Naked Megan Fox Strips Victoria Beckham of Underwear Gig” is possibly the most awesome, slightly-misleading linkbait/Google magnet headline of all time. I was already touching myself by the time I got to “gig.” Also, and I don’t mean to blaspheme, but if I had one criticism of Megan Fox’s looks, it’d be that her boobs are kind of far apart. Motorboating her seems like it’d be really tiring, which is why I brought this thermos of coffee.
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MEGAN FOX STRIPS VICT BECKHAM OF UNDERWEAR
Vince, He and J is gonna have to take you hoggin’ one of these times. Once you motorboat in some nice, flabby natural 48DD’s you might actually become a man.
Fek, that was supposed to be just between me and you.
Sorry…Vince, He and *Chino* will have to take you hoggin’ one of these times…
Forest Whitaker can motorboat Megan Fox while looking at both of her nipples.
As long as they don’t replace the current Pull-Ups model, Roman Polanski stays happy.
What’s with the sparse commenting this week? Did the Belgian embassy finally get to us?
I’m on lunch right now and considering killing my boss for making me do actual work during the workday.
The last time a woman’s body got me to buy a pair of underwear, I got laughed out of the cafeteria for having Wonder Woman Underoos.
I want to strip Victoria Beckham of David Beckham. *sigh*
My complaint about Megan has to be her lack of vaginal exercise. That this is fat as fuck.
Fek, Vince wouldn’t know what to do with himself if he was ever face to face with some Midwest Udders. It would be fun, though.
I was told the proper way to deal with that was to roll them in flour and look for the wet spot.
Uhhhhhhhh, please tell me that’s just a baby’s arm poking out of her vulva.
There’s one problem with that method, Vince. If you’re doing your job right they end up with pseudo-pussies caused by sweaty fat rolls. Not that I would know. That’s just what I heard. Oooh look! A car accident!!!
Fat chicks, Underoos, and car accidents?!?!
Man did I pick the wrong time to go to lunch. *
* went home to jack it **
** not really
Really.
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