MACGRUBER HAS A SYNOPSIS
10.13.09I always thought MacGruber was kind of a stupid sketch and I can’t believe they’re making a movie out of it. But with a hard-R rating, a guy from The Lonely Island directing, and Val Kilmer playing a villain named “Cunth,” who knows, maybe the good can out weigh the Lorne Michaels. Here’s the synopsis the studio just released:
MACGRUBER April 16, 2010
Genre: Action comedy
Cast: Will Forte, Ryan Phillippe, Kristen Wiig, Val Kilmer, Powers Boothe and Maya Rudolph
Screenplay by: Will Forte, John Solomon, Jorma Taccone
Directed by: Jorma TacconeOnly one American hero has earned the rank of Green Beret, Navy SEAL and Army Ranger. Just one operative has been awarded 16 purple hearts, 3 Congressional Medals of Honor and 7 presidential medals of bravery. And only one guy is man enough to still sport a mullet. In 2010, Will Forte brings Saturday Night Live’s clueless soldier of fortune to the big screen in the action comedy MacGruber.
In the 10 years since his fiancée was killed, special op MacGruber has sworn off a life of fighting crime with his bare hands. But when he learns that his country needs him to find a nuclear warhead that’s been stolen by his sworn enemy, Dieter Von Cunth (Val Kilmer), MacGruber figures he’s the only one tough enough for the job.
Assembling an elite team of experts-Lt. Dixon Piper (Ryan Phillippe) and Vicki St. Elmo (Kristen Wiig)-MacGruber will navigate an army of assassins to hunt down Cunth and bring him to justice. His methods may be unorthodox. His crime scenes may get messy. But if you want the world saved right, you call in MacGruber. [Collider]
Haha, “Cunth.” Gets me every time.


hate to be a dick, but those aren’t ranks, and its unlikely that anyone would serve in Special forces affiliated with different branches of the military
I get jokes!
See that look on the chick’s face? Same look on a Drunkette when they realize that Fek is hiding in their closet.
By closet, do you mean vagina?
The plot is stupid. Just let Cunth have the warhead. The only one in danger is him anyway. Because he’s going to eat it, you see.
I want to launch my warhead at Kristen Wiig. By that I mean that I want to have sexual relations with her. And when I’m done and I want her to say “It was great, just kidding, it was terrible, just kidding, it was the best ever, just kidding, etc.”
The Mighty Feklahr has a synaptic collapse.
Fortunately for him, Powers’ older brother, Telephone, had used up all the bullies’ ass whoopins by the time he got to High School.
Is that wiig supposed to be funny?
To be honest, I can’t really hate anything that involves the Lonely Island and Kristen Wiig.
Anybody else getting weird shit from the site today? I had to go to “Recent Comments” to even see this thread all of a sudden.
The only weird thing for me is that there’s been a McGruber post up for two hours.
durst
lol chino you sneaked up on me girl!!
I get wierd shit from this site everyday since Uproxx(xxxxx!!!!) did their site maintenance and ended up burning the fucking house down.
I’m a sneaky, sneaky girl. Although ‘sneaky girl’ is redundant.
My buddy said to me, “Dude, have you seen MacGruber on SNL? That shit is hysterical!”
To which I replied, “You’re fucking retarded.”
More like Uproxx(xxxxx) did site taintenance, amirite?!
I think it’s nice that you befriend retards.
He has sweet second row center ice season tickets for the ECHL team here.
Ggggrrr retards and hockey!!!
Do his webbed fingers aid in catching loose pucks?
The look on Kristen Wiig’s face is how my wife looks at me when I laugh at MacGruber skits.
“HHAHAHAHAHA!! HE’S SHOOTING PING-PONG BALLS OUT HIS ASS FOR METH MONEY!!!”
The One-Joke Movie™ – It’s SNL’s Forte.
I’m changing my name to Regina von Snatchel.
I’m changing mine to Saskatoon von Moosejaw.
So what if I’m drunk and alone on Tuesday night. STOP JUDGING ME, dicks.
I’m changing mine to Biggar von Chubbville. Yay Saskatchewan!
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Kristen Wigg finally realized that she made a really big mistake.
I heard in real life Val Kilmer is a real Cunth.