Question marks in the headline can mean only one thing: it’s time to prognosticate!  This story has no facts, so we’re free to speculate wildly!  Yee haw, now who wants to take a shot in the dark?  And remember, address all responses in the form of a question!

This rumor comes from MarketSaw, accompanied by two questions marks and three exclamation points in the headline, which is enough to write it off as the work of a breathless retard in my book.  But if you need further evidence, here you go:

I have been hearing rumblings… [probably from Lucas' stomach -- "FEED ME A STRAY CAT," it says. -Ed.] extremely quiet at first, but now heating up significantly and from a trusted source – that George Lucas is preparing to unleash another STAR WARS trilogy upon us, this time in stereoscopic 3D. This is NOT the TV series, these are brand spankin’ new 3D STAR WARS movies.  It is coming from a source that SHOULD KNOW. This source is absolutely connected. So odds are it is seriously being talked about at Lucasfilm.

But here is the shocker: Lucas will be producing and NOT directing these new episodes apparently! Could Steven Spielberg be tapped to direct a STAR WARS movie after all? Yes according to a trusted source of mine! Further, Francis Ford Coppola was mentioned too as a possible director for a future film!

Should I murder the president?  YES, says my neighbor’s dog!  If it wasn’t true, why would the government monitor my thoughts through the television?  Riddle me that, batman.

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