Comments on: ‘KARATE DOG’ EVERYTHING YOU COULD WANT http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/karate-dog-everything-you-could-want FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:38:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: yoshimi_miike http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/karate-dog-everything-you-could-want#comment-222928 yoshimi_miike Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:01:26 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19708#comment-222928 Simon Rex was better off doing gay porn Karate Dog was better off doing gay porn. Simon Rex was better off doing gay porn

Karate Dog was better off doing gay porn.

]]> By: yoshimi_miike http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/karate-dog-everything-you-could-want#comment-222925 yoshimi_miike Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:57:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19708#comment-222925 May I point out that at the 1:48 mark Karate Dog hangs himself. May I point out that at the 1:48 mark Karate Dog hangs himself.

]]> By: spazmodic http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/karate-dog-everything-you-could-want#comment-222864 spazmodic Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:08:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19708#comment-222864 <em>[Thanks to Patrick for the tip]</em> Was it red? [Thanks to Patrick for the tip]

Was it red?

]]> By: spazmodic http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/karate-dog-everything-you-could-want#comment-222863 spazmodic Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:06:57 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19708#comment-222863 <em>Simon Rex was better off doing gay porn.</em> Or even better - <em>cross-dressing</em> gay porn. Under the name Tranny Sore-Ass Rex. Simon Rex was better off doing gay porn.

Or even better – cross-dressing gay porn.

Under the name Tranny Sore-Ass Rex.

]]> By: spazmodic http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/karate-dog-everything-you-could-want#comment-222862 spazmodic Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:04:21 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19708#comment-222862 <em>The bottom right picture goes to show rottwielers get all the tail.</em> Ironic, no? The bottom right picture goes to show rottwielers get all the tail.

Ironic, no?

]]> By: gunsdntkilplpplpwhobecomeprzidentdo http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/karate-dog-everything-you-could-want#comment-222857 gunsdntkilplpplpwhobecomeprzidentdo Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:47:55 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19708#comment-222857 The bottom right picture goes to show rottwielers get all the tail. The bottom right picture goes to show rottwielers get all the tail.

]]> By: Morton Salt http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/karate-dog-everything-you-could-want#comment-222851 Morton Salt Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:35:40 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19708#comment-222851 What I find most disturbing is that the director of this movie is BOB CLARK, director of PORKY'S and A CHRISTMAS STORY. Unfortunately, there will be no sequel (Karate Dog 2: Sayonara, Bitches!). BOB CLARK died over two years ago in a car wreck; I assume he was hit by a milk truck. What I find most disturbing is that the director of this movie is BOB CLARK, director of PORKY’S and A CHRISTMAS STORY. Unfortunately, there will be no sequel (Karate Dog 2: Sayonara, Bitches!). BOB CLARK died over two years ago in a car wreck; I assume he was hit by a milk truck.

]]> By: Kevin McCallister http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/karate-dog-everything-you-could-want#comment-222850 Kevin McCallister Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:35:10 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19708#comment-222850 I can't wait until the intimate sex scene with the dog and a little girl's stuffed teddy bear I can’t wait until the intimate sex scene with the dog and a little girl’s stuffed teddy bear

]]> By: Kevin McCallister http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/karate-dog-everything-you-could-want#comment-222846 Kevin McCallister Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:32:56 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19708#comment-222846 Coincidentally, "Super Lick" is also my secret weapon. Coincidentally, “Super Lick” is also my secret weapon.

]]> By: Hairy Nutsack http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/karate-dog-everything-you-could-want#comment-222808 Hairy Nutsack Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:52:56 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19708#comment-222808 Sadly production of Karate Dog II came to an abrupt end due to the death of it's star by a deadly combination of heartworm and parvo. Sadly production of Karate Dog II came to an abrupt end due to the death of it’s star by a deadly combination of heartworm and parvo.

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