JON FAVREAU NOT DIRECTING AVENGERS
10.15.09The Avengers is Marvel’s answer to DC’s Justice League, a comic book that unites all their heroes into one supergroup, a lá the Traveling Wilburys. Hollywood can barely get a movie with one superhero made, but every year I have to post 20 or 30 of the latest development rumors about one of these projects that never seem to get very far. The latest is that Jon Favreau says he won’t be directing The Avengers, which is the kind of critical thinking skill we wish he’d displayed before signing on to Couples Retreat.
“They’ll have to [find a different director], because I’m not going to be available,” he explained. “It’s something I’m being the executive producer on, so I’ll definitely have input and a say.” “It’s going to be hard, because I was so involved in creating the world of Iron Man and Iron Man is very much a tech-based hero, and then with ‘Avengers’ you’re going to be introducing some supernatural aspects because of Thor,” he continued. “How you mix the two of those works very well in the comic books, but it’s going to take a lot of thoughtfulness to make that all work and not blow the reality that we’ve created.” [via MTV, video below]
I would say that I don’t like the idea of these superhero supergroup movies because each character sort of exists in his own alternate reality, and trying to put them all in one is not only hard, but it can ruin the particular strengths of certain characters. I would say that, but then I’d be a grown man arguing the finer points of dudes in spandex beating people up. What I will say is that as long as we’re doing supergroups, one of the characters should be Ted Nugent.


You’re dummy and you don’t even know it.
How convenient. He’s not directing and I’m not caring.
Unless there’s sexy Ryan Reynolds Deadpool. And I doubt it.
By day, Ted Nugent’s just an everyday crossbow enthusiast prone to eating dear hearts. By night? A drunk version of what I just wrote.
*deer
I figured Ted Nugent was already Doctor Strange.
I’ll see your Ted Nugent, Vincent, and raise you one Rapeman.
How is there no alcohol-themed super hero already?
I mean, I always feel more confident and better at stuff when I’m drunk.
Ted Nugent’s alter ego goes by the moniker Doctor Rocktopus.
@Patty – I believe the superhero you are referring to is “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”.
I always thought that the Thunderbirds missed a great opportunity for crossover alcohol product placement. Then again, they weren’t really superheroes.
Chicken noodle, tomato and minestrone is my favorite soupergroup.
RDJ- “Listen, Johnny. You can’t be pissed that we get all the chicks. I’m a recovering drug addict that is devilishly handsome and Terrence here is cool as hell, what with all the hats he wears and shit like that. Plus he’s black, so he’s got that going for him, too.”
Favreau- “Rob, that’s Don Cheadle. Terrence hasn’t been on this film set at all.”
RDJ- “Shit. Then I don’t know why you aren’t getting any pussy, John.”
I like “dear hearts” better.
Wow, I should refresh more often.
You guys are fast.
Ted Nugentman’s superpower is “deflecting bullets with the power of his rocking.”
Ted’s specialty is the Stranglehold.
It’s fun imagine Ted Nugent staring intently at his reflection on the back of frying pan, nodding confidently, and storming out of his dilapidated trailer into the wilderness. Try it.
http://lighthousepatriotjournal.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/ted-nugent.jpg
Terrible Ted wants Roman Polanski to direct.
MotorCityMadMan’s kryptonite is cat scratch fever.
Ted Nugent’s “Bat Cave” is nothing more than a duck blind outfitted with a CB radio and a mini-fridge.
I just think it’s unfair that when I dress up and get a group of people together to beat people up, society frowns on it.
I just think it’s unfair that when I dress up and get a group of people together to beat people up, society frowns on it.
Take off the white robes and pointed hats. Irony doesn’t excuse it.
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I never realized Jon-Favreau-forehead could do such a good Nic-Cage-forehead impression.
Unfortunately, Ted Nugent is unavailable, as he has a nasty case of Cat Scratch Fever.
Wait, the Damn Yankees werent superheroes? WTF?
Ted Nugentman mounts the heads of the villians he’s killed on his cabin walls.
Ted Nugentman mounts anything, lets be honest.
Ted Nugent proves that those pussies who said music can soothe the savage beast were a bunch of disco-listening fairies.
Ted Nugent’s mandolin has a whammy bar.