Comments on: I’M SURE THIS WON’T BE PRETENTIOUS http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/im-sure-this-wont-be-pretentious FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:38:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Moose http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/im-sure-this-wont-be-pretentious#comment-224058 Moose Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:42:01 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19959#comment-224058 Walking into the ocean? Christ, how dramatic. Why couldn't he have just jumped out a window like normal people? Walking into the ocean? Christ, how dramatic. Why couldn’t he have just jumped out a window like normal people?

]]> By: GlennBeckHasAIDS http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/im-sure-this-wont-be-pretentious#comment-224048 GlennBeckHasAIDS Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:12:15 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19959#comment-224048 Bug (by The Exorcist director William Friedkin) is the same story and came out in 2006. How dare these assholes plagiarize his work for their own double suicide. Bug (by The Exorcist director William Friedkin) is the same story and came out in 2006. How dare these assholes plagiarize his work for their own double suicide.

]]> By: Juan Carlo http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/im-sure-this-wont-be-pretentious#comment-224040 Juan Carlo Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:50:39 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19959#comment-224040 What's with all the Elephant bashing lately? I liked Elephant, and even Gerry. If you want to see a shitty Gus Van Sant movie see "Finding Forrester" or God Will Hunting or Even Cowgirls get the Blues (most everything else he's done besides those are pretty good). What’s with all the Elephant bashing lately? I liked Elephant, and even Gerry. If you want to see a shitty Gus Van Sant movie see “Finding Forrester” or God Will Hunting or Even Cowgirls get the Blues (most everything else he’s done besides those are pretty good).

]]> By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/im-sure-this-wont-be-pretentious#comment-224031 Immortal 9 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:33:33 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19959#comment-224031 "She was one of the first videogame designers for girls." Somewhere, Cooking Mama is mourning. “She was one of the first videogame designers for girls.”

Somewhere, Cooking Mama is mourning.

]]> By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/im-sure-this-wont-be-pretentious#comment-224030 Immortal 9 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:32:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19959#comment-224030 Theresa Duncan tried to kill herself before and was unsuccessful. She accidently used the konami code. Theresa Duncan tried to kill herself before and was unsuccessful. She accidently used the konami code.

]]> By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/im-sure-this-wont-be-pretentious#comment-224028 Immortal 9 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:29:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19959#comment-224028 Horatio: So what do we got? Examiner: The victim's name is Jeremy Blake, a well known artist. Horatio: What's his M.O.? Examiner: He was a very paranoid man. He believed that the government was monitoring him, so he killed himself by walking directly into the ocean. Horatio: I guess he decided *puts on sunglasses* to drown his sorrows. YEAAHHHHHHHH! Horatio: So what do we got?

Examiner: The victim’s name is Jeremy Blake, a well known artist.

Horatio: What’s his M.O.?

Examiner: He was a very paranoid man. He believed that the government was monitoring him, so he killed himself by walking directly into the ocean.

Horatio: I guess he decided *puts on sunglasses* to drown his sorrows.

YEAAHHHHHHHH!

]]> By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/im-sure-this-wont-be-pretentious#comment-224024 Immortal 9 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:19:48 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19959#comment-224024 "The couple descended into a paranoid spiral when the artists developed a consuming belief that government and religious organizations were conspiring against them." Wow, they must have been a very self-absorbed couple. “The couple descended into a paranoid spiral when the artists developed a consuming belief that government and religious organizations were conspiring against them.”

Wow, they must have been a very self-absorbed couple.

]]> By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/im-sure-this-wont-be-pretentious#comment-224020 Immortal 9 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:16:09 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19959#comment-224020 I thought the ultimate film school cliche' was being a nonsensical, pretentious asshole. I must be out of the loop. I thought the ultimate film school cliche’ was being a nonsensical, pretentious asshole. I must be out of the loop.

]]> By: Immortal 9 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/im-sure-this-wont-be-pretentious#comment-224017 Immortal 9 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:11:05 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19959#comment-224017 Golden Suicide sounds like when someone drowns from a Golden Shower. Golden Suicide sounds like when someone drowns from a Golden Shower.

]]> By: Moose http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/im-sure-this-wont-be-pretentious#comment-223993 Moose Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:28:19 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=19959#comment-223993 Studies show that suicide rates triple during marathon viewings of <i>Grey's Anatomy</i> and <i>Heroes</i>. Studies show that suicide rates triple during marathon viewings of Grey’s Anatomy and Heroes.

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