(Get a job.)
The only major release this week is This is It, the Michael Jackson movie. I have no interest in seeing it (not because of a knee-jerk about him being a pedophile or anything like that, I’m just really, really sick of hearing about him) and I can’t imagine why anyone would, but it already made $2.2 million. And it’ll probably make a lot more because, hey, no competition. The only good thing I can imagine about it is seeing the dedication “For Blanket.”
The big limited releases are Gentleman Broncos, which is looking like a stinker, and Boondock Saints II, which, as I’ve already noted, is like watching a gorilla finger paint. Black Dynamite is still playing in New York, L.A., Atlanta, Chicago, Philadelphia, and Seattle. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s Friday and I’m going to go get drunk. Oh, and here’s a picture a dog dressed like Jackie O. Happy Halloween.
[via NYMag]
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If I go see this movie, all I ask is that Sony donates a portion of the proceeds to the Ignited Negro College Fund.
Happy slutty constume drunk candy vomit weekend, to all!
Looks like I picked the wrong weekend to stop randomly helping strangers and telling them to do a good deed for another.
I hate Halloween. Saying the phrase “I’m not allowed within 500 feet of…” gets old after a while.
That dog looks nothing like Jackie O.
Where’s the blood spatter?
Oh Jackie O dog… PLEASE DON’T DIE!
Dammit, Swi, I was just thinking that.
I cant believe I live so close to the grassy knoll. Awesome
The white gloves are in honor of the doctor who found Dennis Hopper’s Prostate Cancer. We all need a hero.
That costume is missing some skull and brain fragments.
I dated a girl named Jackie once. It’s incredibly liberating to be able to yell your own name out in bed.
Jack, my wife, best friend (best man @ my wedding) and sister all have the same name.
I yell out my own name as well. Just to be safe.
Jackie O dog wouldn’t put out, causing her husband to have an affair. And that’s why we don’t have Marilyn Monroe. :(
Your wife calls out your name in bed, too, but it’s just because she wants you to hurry up.
Fuck. You. Chino.
Damn. New job and the fear of getting Hustla’d is going to keep me from making timely comments. I suppose all the necessary ground was covered in the vampire panties thread? I’d hate to think a bunch of you missed some low hanging fruit.
Don’t be a hater, Swi.
Hate? That’s just my way of expressing much love baby!
TBG, WTF? Somebody was brave enough to hire a black guy?
Yeah. I’ll be plastered all over the IBM diversity photos. Just wait.
Which one will you be?
* please let it be the Chinese girl. . .
This movie should be called Constipation because I don’t give a shit about It.
Jackie O dog wants to wear a pair of dark sunglasses.
I had a Jackie O dog once. She was always giving me (the back of my) head.
I had a Jackie O dog once too. She wouldn’t fetch, but she Came a Lot.
I know, I know the corner.
My Jackie O dog had it tough after the colostomy, wouldn’t stop chasing it’s own ass’s.
You don’t love Jackie O* Dogg; you just love her doggy style.
*Obvious