EverythingisTerrible found this old video, which promises an exclusive look inside the private life of that famous heartthrob from Romeo and Juliet, Leonardo DiCaprio. He. Is. So. Fine. Some of the things you might learn from this video about 1995′s hottest Tiger Beat cover boy:
- “He was actually named for Leonardo Da Vinci, so that gives you some indication of how artistic his parents were.”
- “Leo loves doing karate kicks.”
- “He was actually such a misfit child that some kids called him ‘Leonardo Retardo.’”
- “If Frank Sinatra and his gang were called the Rat Pack, Leo and his pals are called ‘The Cat Pack.’ They’re always chasing girls.”
And no, I did not make any of those quotes up. EverythingisTerrible deserves an Oscar for finding this.
Hey Tawmmy, is that the fackin’ guy from the Depahted? Why’s he actin’ like such a wicked queah? Seriously, loogadis fackin’ hahd on. It’s like he just gawt back from a Yankees game or somethin’. I feel like such a fackin’ losah fa likin that fackin’ movie now. Jeez, wait till we show Squeebs and Caspah.
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I perform awesome “everythingis.”
You guys aren’t going to tell anyone that I came so quick, are you? I swear, I usually last longer with unauthorized documentaries.
Leo peaked with Brainsmasher: A Love Story.
Word.
Personally, I enjoyed the “Hangin’ with Renfro!” documentary a lot more.
The Hanging with Carradine video was a bit crass.
I liked the original ‘Hanging with Michael Hutchence’ a lot better. Sexxxy.
Anyone else watched “Bangin’ with Cleo!”? Man…can that Jamaican fuck.
I like hanging with Lee Oh because orientals is smarts!
I can do with out the Cat Pack reference. I don’t need to be imagining them burying their own shit.
Crappy, I’m not entirely comfortable with the slant your last comment took.
They changed that line to “Cat Pack” for TV; what they actually called him and his friends was “a bunch of pussies.”
Ya swi, the joke did have a few chinks in it.
Crappy, don’t be fucking Yellow. Stand by your joke.
Yeah, Crapba, nip that shit in the bud.
I just need to learn how to drive it home.
I think someone went pee pee in my Coke.
“Despite the fact that Leo is a fast food freak he loves quality literature”
I’m as surprised as you are 12-year old female narrator, but the real question is can he enjoy quality literature and fast food at the same time?
If Hanging With Greg is about chilling with Greg Louganis at a nude beach, I’ll make Bella Swan’s womb out of my pubes.
I’d hang with Greg Louganis. As long as there weren’t any gays around.
“Leo loves doing karate kicks.”
Well, if by “Karate,” you mean “whippet,” and if by “kicks” you mean “ballons,” and if by “loves” you mean “am presently,” and if by “Leo” you mean “I”… then I take no umberage with the validity of that statement.
Words..Fail (little hearts)
And thus, Entourage was born.
“If Frank Sinatra and his gang were called the Rat Pack, Leo and his pals are called ‘The Cat Pack.’ They’re always chasing girls.”
That and they’re total pussies.
After watching this clip, I can see why it was such a breeze for him getting into character in “Whats Eating Gilbert Grape.”